Comments | seconalsofa: A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.

seconalsofa

A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.

Jun 09, 2005 20:19

I have an extreme irrational infatuation/fear of zombies. I have stood on my back deck, smoking a cigarette, drinking a beer, and estimated how many zombies it would take to get into my home, where the best place to be in the house if we needed a quick retreat and how to store food/water for the upcoming zombified apocalypse. I have gone so far as ( Read more... )

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jedjen3 June 10 2005, 06:10:20 UTC

Sounds like the job is starting to finally get to you.

seconalsofa June 10 2005, 20:41:58 UTC

This goes back much further than my current employment. Recurring Dreams, OCD planning of zombie attacks. It's a secret that has been plaguing me for years and years.

jedjen3 June 11 2005, 01:56:18 UTC

If I had a posicle, I'd give you one. I hear they help in keeping the zombies away. Orange ones do.

seconalsofa June 11 2005, 03:29:29 UTC

It will be okay. I just hope it's night of the living dead style because if it's return of the living dead style then we have no hope and I need hope if I'm going to fight zombies.

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sophiasophia June 14 2005, 22:28:34 UTC

I have had Zombie nightmares for years. It always starts with some stupid virus. and then I am busy trying to save everyone I love. bah.

seconalsofa September 17 2005, 21:08:39 UTC

I always end up Bit and through the rest of the dream I'm trying to kill as many as possible before I change. I wake up everytime as soon as I start thinking about how long it's taking to change....