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Character: Sohryu Asuka Langley
Series: Neon Genesis Evangelion
Character Age: 14
Canon: In the year 2015, mankind has come back from the brink of the Second Impact, a catastrophe that wiped out half the world's population. Now the beings that caused the Second Impact, Angels, have descended on the city of Tokyo-3. The only thing that stands between humanity and the Angels is the special organization NERV and its giant humanoid weapons: the Evangelions. The hero of our story and pilot of Evangelion Unit 01, Ikari Shinji, must survive battles both on the massive and personal level as he fights to save Tokyo-3 from destruction and to find a place for himself. To make matters worse, he also has to survive Sohryu Asuka Langley.
As the pilot of Unit 02, Asuka's skill is impressive, as is her sense of pride. She's quite vocal about how amazing she and her Eva are, and heaven help anyone who disagrees with her. Despite all her talent and intelligence - a university graduate at 14 - Asuka is quite capable of, well, being a petty loudmouthed jerk. She constantly berates Shinji, either for being inferior or showing her up, and has a very domineering attitude towards both him and fellow pilot Rei. On the flip side, she can adore and charm her schoolmates or the man she crushes on. Asuka has her share of problems, like any good Eva pilot, but she prefers to bury them under confidence and bravado. Basically, if you're not on Asuka's side, it'd be best to get out of her way before she kicks you in the face. Because it'll hurt a lot.
Sample Post:
This is pathetic! I knew the facilities in America were sub-par but this is way below UN standards. This has got to be breaking about thirty health codes, and that's just the welcome sign! What is that smeared all over it? There's even a paintbrush and little bottle full of it too… gross. It doesn't stink as much as the sign though. "Camp Fuck You Die: Ask us about our insurance policy! That's always a laugh." That's not funny, it's just immature. I expect better of a training camp.
Maybe NERV sends their normal staff here for training but a pilot deserves better than this. What am I meant to train with anyway, those stupid shotguns they were handing out at the gate? How degrading. Maybe those are fit for the gorillas roaming around, but not for me. I thought maybe this was my chance to show how adaptable I am in unknown situations, but I can't work in these conditions. The map they gave me to get to camp lead me through two swamps, three caves and a quicksand pit before I even found the buildings. It's the worst moment in my life if I have to choose between getting sucked into quicksand and letting some perverted vine pull me out. I hope it enjoys its new life as a knot around a tree for that; I think it's a fair price for getting up my skirt.
I'd feel a lot better about this place if it wasn't full of lechs. It's obvious that you all go on panty raids when you hang them on a tree to show off! Honestly, boys. Those sick ones are even worse. I don't care if you're missing an eye or an arm, that's no excuse for missing your pants. I didn't need to know what they looked like down there, all shriveled and dirty and - ugh. You all need some serious education on sexual harassment, because as a woman, I'm feeling harassed just looking at you. No, don't try to appeal to my brains, you're not worth my time! Go talk to whoever directs this place.
In fact, I'd like to talk to them myself. As a representative of NERV, it's practically my duty to make this place fit for use again. For one thing, no more of this wilderness survival crap. This is the 21st century and no one needs to know how to navigate through the woods. Not that I had any trouble with it, and those fake screams and howls were really tacky. And since I've visually confirmed what those goats were doing behind the Mess Hall, I'm telling you to get them desexed. I'll never be clean again… my innocence ruined… that is not what 'horny' should mean! Who needs all these wild animals around anyway? If the Director likes the idea of a zoo she could at least put some cages in. You could even teach some of those perverts a lesson by putting them behind bars.
As for the rest of you! I'm Sohryu Asuka Langley, and it's a pleasure to meet you all. I'm sure we'll get along great. ♥
((Voting went here; 94.3% lolol))
Series: Neon Genesis Evangelion
Character Age: 14
Canon: In the year 2015, mankind has come back from the brink of the Second Impact, a catastrophe that wiped out half the world's population. Now the beings that caused the Second Impact, Angels, have descended on the city of Tokyo-3. The only thing that stands between humanity and the Angels is the special organization NERV and its giant humanoid weapons: the Evangelions. The hero of our story and pilot of Evangelion Unit 01, Ikari Shinji, must survive battles both on the massive and personal level as he fights to save Tokyo-3 from destruction and to find a place for himself. To make matters worse, he also has to survive Sohryu Asuka Langley.
As the pilot of Unit 02, Asuka's skill is impressive, as is her sense of pride. She's quite vocal about how amazing she and her Eva are, and heaven help anyone who disagrees with her. Despite all her talent and intelligence - a university graduate at 14 - Asuka is quite capable of, well, being a petty loudmouthed jerk. She constantly berates Shinji, either for being inferior or showing her up, and has a very domineering attitude towards both him and fellow pilot Rei. On the flip side, she can adore and charm her schoolmates or the man she crushes on. Asuka has her share of problems, like any good Eva pilot, but she prefers to bury them under confidence and bravado. Basically, if you're not on Asuka's side, it'd be best to get out of her way before she kicks you in the face. Because it'll hurt a lot.
Sample Post:
This is pathetic! I knew the facilities in America were sub-par but this is way below UN standards. This has got to be breaking about thirty health codes, and that's just the welcome sign! What is that smeared all over it? There's even a paintbrush and little bottle full of it too… gross. It doesn't stink as much as the sign though. "Camp Fuck You Die: Ask us about our insurance policy! That's always a laugh." That's not funny, it's just immature. I expect better of a training camp.
Maybe NERV sends their normal staff here for training but a pilot deserves better than this. What am I meant to train with anyway, those stupid shotguns they were handing out at the gate? How degrading. Maybe those are fit for the gorillas roaming around, but not for me. I thought maybe this was my chance to show how adaptable I am in unknown situations, but I can't work in these conditions. The map they gave me to get to camp lead me through two swamps, three caves and a quicksand pit before I even found the buildings. It's the worst moment in my life if I have to choose between getting sucked into quicksand and letting some perverted vine pull me out. I hope it enjoys its new life as a knot around a tree for that; I think it's a fair price for getting up my skirt.
I'd feel a lot better about this place if it wasn't full of lechs. It's obvious that you all go on panty raids when you hang them on a tree to show off! Honestly, boys. Those sick ones are even worse. I don't care if you're missing an eye or an arm, that's no excuse for missing your pants. I didn't need to know what they looked like down there, all shriveled and dirty and - ugh. You all need some serious education on sexual harassment, because as a woman, I'm feeling harassed just looking at you. No, don't try to appeal to my brains, you're not worth my time! Go talk to whoever directs this place.
In fact, I'd like to talk to them myself. As a representative of NERV, it's practically my duty to make this place fit for use again. For one thing, no more of this wilderness survival crap. This is the 21st century and no one needs to know how to navigate through the woods. Not that I had any trouble with it, and those fake screams and howls were really tacky. And since I've visually confirmed what those goats were doing behind the Mess Hall, I'm telling you to get them desexed. I'll never be clean again… my innocence ruined… that is not what 'horny' should mean! Who needs all these wild animals around anyway? If the Director likes the idea of a zoo she could at least put some cages in. You could even teach some of those perverts a lesson by putting them behind bars.
As for the rest of you! I'm Sohryu Asuka Langley, and it's a pleasure to meet you all. I'm sure we'll get along great. ♥
((Voting went here; 94.3% lolol))