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[second_daddy]

Late to the party, but FANTASIES MEME.

I don't care if I know you or not, NO ONE WILL GO AWAY UNSATISFIED. Which means that at least everyone gets an episode of Tamaki Inner Mind Theatre.

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[bzzzkill]

Yes, plz?

[second_daddy]

Tamaki has this fantasy of Itachi fighting Honey-sempai. While the world collapses around him and Haruhi, Tamaki holds close and protects her (while she wears a futuristic jump suit and her hair mysteriously grows into cinnabuns), eventually launching a nuclear missile at Itachi. Itachi doesn't die, though, he just is kind of paralyzed, so Tamaki ships him back into space. And the Host Club lives happily ever after.

Tamaki's Soi Fong fantasy mostly involves catching her during a workout. During her workout, he replaces her clothes with a beautiful dress, and then they have tea, whereupon he discovers her love for Renaissance paintings, and they spend a joyous day looking them up on the internet while Tamaki's Google Image Family Filter keeps them from seeing anyone naked, ever.

Meer still thinks that Itachi is pretty gorgeous. However, for no reason whatsoever, her Itachi fantasy involves him walling her on a fire escape in the rain, when they're soaking wet and at least three stories above the ground. OKAY.

[necessaryevil]

...Hot.

The Meer fantasy, that is.

The Tamaki fantasies are special. Much like Tamaki himself. XD

[shinnanigans]

Tamaki's fantasy involves dressing Yuujirou in a boy's sailor suit and making him run up and down hallways

[insertbaldjoke]

IKKAKU WATANUKI RUKIA KID

[ifbirdordevil]

Tamaki's Rukia fantasy deals mostly with him flattering her, then her flattering him, and so on, and so on, and so on, until he climaxes and spills his love for her in a powerful stream. Then they go forth and fight crime, with Tamaki using Rukia to infiltrate Lobelia and flattering all of Benibara's fangirls into adoring her, and also into adoring him, and they live happily ever after at Ouran with a harem, occasionally being so sweet to Haruhi that she just stops talking to the twins

[on_target]

Win. Omi, Panthera, Chloe.

[second_daddy]

Okay, I can do an awesome Tamaki fantasy for Chloe because the rest don't quite ping fantasies.

Chloe is assigned to do a report on the Host Club. They take her out with them on all sorts of fun trips -- well, first they play fun fun commoner games, and Tamaki protects Chloe with his body from Kyouya, the Dark Lord of Hide and Go Seek. It is romantic. Then they go to amusement parks and malls and to the opera and to the ballet and the whole Host Club hits on her with their very best, but Tamaki is l33t and beats them all and eventually she becomes a regular customer, and publishes a bi-weekly column about the Host Club's awesome, then connects him with her famous publisher and they become a famous pair of beautiful reporters who travel the world dazzling hardened criminals into giving up inside scoops because the two of them are just that good looking.

[mother_issues]

I like it. :D

[onsen_addict]

. . . Okay I'll bite. Mostly for Tohru and Kaoru, really.

[second_daddy]

Tohru, omg. Tamaki puts Tohru in a stunning, pale blue dress with a big white bow and pretty white gloves and a white sunhat and pretty white sandals, and they go to a beautiful garden party and play croquet. Someone gets dirt on her gloves (Tohru would never do this herself, no!) and Tamaki gently dips his beautiful handkerchief -- which is the exact same color as the dress, Tohru will notice -- into his glass of water and dab the small stain from her glove, then kiss her on the hand. She'll leave both of her gloves at the party by accident, and she'll leave with the handkerchief, and some day they'll meet each other again when Tohru is ambushed by the mafia and Tamaki saves her, while neither of them recognie each other. He injures himself in the process (aka slipped on a banana) and she pulls out the handkerchief and dabs his wound gently... OH MY, IT'S THE HANDKERCHIEF. And he pulls out the gloves and gives them to her while Kyouya's secret police gun down the mysterious mafia. They live happily ever after at Disneyland

[tasteslikeash]

--that one for Tohru. I. I love you a little.

~AMBUSHES HERSELF?~