Look, look, look. I’m being responsible. I’m going to try to keep up a relationship meme or something, because I've failed at that with every other character... I don't think I can actually do it, but I can try! I want a Kyouya with an IC relationship meme so I can just steal that ICly.
Ami: A charming young lady, though a slightly difficult nut to crack in the womanizing department.
Ari: So young, so cruel, so utterly lacking in self-esteem. Tamaki would like to help with the latter two of those, really, because it would be nice to get some good tea in. (Knows name. Ari-kun.)
Arsenic: -- WTF DINOSAUR.
Ash: A very sweet commoner boy with tea!
Audience: &hearts
Buffy: … apparently charm-proof, but non-responsiveness is better than an outright smackdown! Tamaki will keep flattering.
Cagalli: A… a touch scary Tamaki thinks she’s a Zuka but not entirely a lost cause! (Knows name.)
Delerium: A lovely girl who responds well to flirtation and flattery.
Excel: She… operates on the same crazy frequency that Tamaki does, but going in an entirely different direction. Tamaki is ignoring this. He secretly thinks Excel may be related to Nekozawa. (Knows name.)
Hanatarou: A very polite young commoner who may or may not require a spine transplant. (Knows name, Hanatarou-kun.)
Itachi: A real live alien! Tamaki fantasizes that he’s left his world behind to save his beloved from some fantastic danger…!
Jona: … heh heh heh. Jealous boyfriend.
Kio: Heartless commoner!
Linda: The perfect target for a continued bombardment of flattery. (And a challenge, too.) (Knows name.)
Marius: A helpful commoner, though not a particularly sympathetic one.
Nokoru: God, Tamaki loves Nokoru. They’re on exactly the same wavelength. Tamaki wishes everyone back home (except Haruhi) was just like Nokoru. Because that would mean less abuse from Hikaru and Kaoru. (Knows name. Nokoru-kun.)
Soi Fong: So cruel! Not that Tamaki’s going to give up (hallo thar Miss Ayame), but he does recognize that she, uh, isn’t falling for the host thing. Yet. (Knows name.)
Sorata: Tamaki likes Sorata. First, he cooks good commoner food. Second, he gave Tamaki somewhere to sleep. Though wtf paint job. Third, he is tolerant of Tamaki’s insanity. Sorata’s also nice in a way that isn’t really analogous to anyone Tamaki knows… but Tamaki out of his element is a little duckling who likes people taking care of him. (Knows name. Sorata-sempai.)
Youji: Loli-shouta with cat-ears and Hikaru’s bad temper.
Zatch: … loli-shouta, with good taste in seafood...? Don’t hurt me Ari. (Knows name. Should be Zatch-kun.)