lol your FFVII cast is cool
(...note that "canon we ignore" is never canon actually in the games. It's just things that Nomura says ten years later.)
"Cloud and the gang certainly aren't using mako anymore, because it drains the
life of the planet. That means they don't use Materia, either. Yuffie collects
them, but that's just because she lives to collect things (laughs). I guess
the airship must be running on some mysterious ancient power source."
J'REFUSE
Word of God != canon 8(!!!
what's that from, Yuffie?
ultimania
oooooooh
ahaha.
"they don't use Materia". right. that's why Cloud has a giant box of it.
technically that's Yuffie's box
also didn't Yuffie have a very specific and character-related reason for stealing Materia.
yyyyyyeah
Nomura is dumb sometimes :|b
Not using the Materia seems kind of counterproductive anyway
I mean ... it's already been processed
'mysterious ancient power source' :Ta
well, if Materia is now useless, then it makes sense that the materia-stealing is for shits and giggles
ANYWAY I DISBELIEVE
a world in which Yuffie does not hoard materia for the glory of Wutai is not a world that I can love :(
hahaha
YEAH YUFFIE I PRETTY MUCH WAS LIKE
"DENIED FOR LACK OF COOLNESS :\"
exactly
basically he was like "Derp the heroes don't use it anymore!" but then they have it everywhere in the movie. and it's not explained.
so... derp ignoring that |D
camp is a magical au verse where we still use our own goddamn fighting system
I think it's because animating them jumping off buildings was cooler than them standing still and summoning Knights of the Round
THAT TOO
yeah exactly
BURN THE LAND BOIL THE SEA YOU CAN'T TAKE MY 4X CUT FROM ME
fj4l3;rk
I can see them not using mako energy anymore and ... not MAKING FRESH Materia
but not using the old materia seems kind of
like ... having this ... deer that someone shot and cooked for you ... and refusing to eat it because you don't want to hurt the deer
it's like ... n-no ... the deer is food now ... EAT THE DEER
I can see them NOT MAKING NEW ONES YEAH but considering the more you use materia... the more you CREATE... isn't that HELPING the planet
Materia is occasionally naturally-occuring too, isn't it? Like the Mako fountain in the Midgar caves
yeah, that's why you FIND IT
and all the chocobo materias
and it doesn't... suck energy
Yeah, all the SPECIAL CHOCOBO HUNT MATERIA is natural
the whole idea is that it has the "memories of the planet" in them, so by using them you're borrowing that memory
so.
......derp.
eventually you'll have a million tiny All Materias and you can melt 'em down and toss the lot into Mideel
lifestream problem solved
Nomura you fail at your own Scibabble bullshit
So this is the canon we will all ignore because we are good ff players
....also am I hallucinating or didn't Vincent use some Materia in Dirge
yeah
.....
AND YUFFIE DIDN'T
goddamn it nomura
* Cloud goes to post this in her journal too
Nomura you fail continuity forever
it's like how he says sephiroth is the stronger element in the jenova and sephiroth relationship
(AND THIS IS THE GUY WHO IS IN CHARGE OF MY CANON. SOB.)
but ALL THE INFORMATION ABOUT JENOVA EVER is "yeah it's a crazy virus that drives people totally insane :Db"
NO I THINK ITS THE EVIL BRAIN ALIENS, SIR
Nomura is like the Joss Wheadon of metaphysics
* Zidane points and laughs and laughs and laughs NOMURA AND NOJIMA DIDN'T TOUCH MY CANON AT ALL HAW HAW
* Cloud casts Knights of the Round on Zidane
gfhghfahfa
man I have hated the whole idea of Jenova being mindless ever since I first heard it
IT'S STATED THAT SHE'S NOT so.
* Canaderp pulls Zidane's tail
* Canaderp is now known as Canada
my mental conception of Jenova will ALWAYS be a sentient eternal godbitch.
word, Riku :|b
it's stated multiple times that she's a crazy conniving evil alien that manipulates minds and drives people crazy. ......and also stated that sephiroth is "using" her. despite him being totally sane before jenova drove him nuts.
A++
lawl FF7
SENTIENT
ETERNAL
GODBITCH
sentient eternal godbitch is _way more awesome_ than some RE knock-off crap
well I mean she can be a virus too. just. a virus godbitch.
for some reason japanese horror has an obsession with virii
and I now want Yuffie to call her "Cloud's eternal brainworms godbitch"
JENOVA == ULTIMECIA == NECRON == YU YEVON
she's a Great Old One.
JENOVA IS CTHULHU
i decided this JUST NOW
you can be both a virus and a godbitch
JENOVA IS EVERY ENDBOSS
this dovetails nicely with Jenova being Cthulhu
yes
YES. ALL OF THEM WERE TAKEN OVER BY THE SAME MINDLESS VIRUS and if she's a mindless virus how come her corpse was to hot
HUH?
oh shit does that mean that every FF Protagonist has killed Cthulhu
...yes
badass.
because we are all that awesome.
Man compilation can suck some balls
I just have to lie back and think of my sparkling moogle-suit
They should just put me in charge of compilation
They should just staple Nojima and Nomura's mouths shut
They should remember that Yuffie isn't genki :(
* Canada makes a movie where Tifa time travels to get into a jello wrestling match with Quistis
* Zidane buys three copies
* Yuffie needs! MY NEEDS! My personal needs! Not being met. :(
Basically since half the shit in VII only exists because it would Be Cool, we officially state our ignoring these statements because The Old Way Was Cooler is in the spirit of canon. :|b
ETA:
oh duh
?
obviously "Yuffie" in Vincent May Cry is one of Reeve's weird dolls
..........................................
...
CLOUD ITS TIME TO ETA YOUR POST AGAIN
* Namine snoooorts
....
TELL ME IT ISN'T TRUE
o-omg
I GOT NUTHIN
because she never shows up unless she's under Reeve's orders
The truth reveals itself.
and Reeve makes Vincent talk to Cait Sith just to be a douche
and
shit
* Zidane unravels mysteries!!!
ALSO EXPLAINS WHY YUFFIE WAS TAKING ORDERS FROM REEVE
orders! From Reeve!
Perhaps you were "replaced".
Yuffie was taking them!
I WISH I HAD KNOWN WHEN I STARTED CAMP ZIDANE
I WOULD HAVE PLAYED IT THAT WAY
that would have been kind of amazing
like, only have a few memories of DoC
and like "Uuuuh, Vincent. I was still in Wutai then. :|"