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[secondkiller]

Snow's too deep. I forgot my MYSTIC ASIAN FLYING POWERS BACK IN TOKYO MOTHER FUCKERS.

Some asshole asked me if I was like a small Jackie Chan. What the shit. And then I realized he was one of those weirdass things wandering around and tried to blow his fucking face off.

I~ don't~ like~ THIS!!!!!!!!!

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[oftpartitioned]

ihii

[secondkiller]

The fuck are you, Feliks-san?!

[oftpartitioned]

my bedd

neimzcy hand ukrian say hi

[secondkiller]

Dude, don't say hi to me with the hand you're doing shit to yourself with.

Just.

Gross.

[catalytics]

I don't think anyone's really enjoying themselves.

Are you holding up okay? Other than being...harassed.

[secondkiller]

You know. I got this huge-ass bullet hole in my torso that's TRYING to heal.

Poland is hurt. I start that way. He says, oh no, go get Lithuania first.

Oh, okay. So I go to get Lithuania who apparently got fucked up the ass with some massive, rock-hard blutwurst and is being a little bitch.

I nearly got ate twice because of them?

I'm pissed.

[catalytics]

...

do you need help?

[secondkiller]

I don't want you to bleed for me.

[expungehumanity]

Do you think anyone does?

[secondkiller]

I usually have more fun.

[expungehumanity]

How can you have fun in this situation?

[secondkiller]

Because I get to kill shit.

[notdogmatic]

They can't get through my defenses. If you need somewhere safe to go...

[secondkiller]

I'm okay. Just stay under your defenses and stay safe.

[notdogmatic]

If that's what you want.

Tell me if you need help.