I read this article right after practicing.... the multiplication table.

We've replenished our supply of Annie's Naturals ketchup and suddenly life is so much better.

I've decided "Sleep the Clock Around" is my current theme song. It seems incredibly fitting, and sort of telling, that it also played a key part in the soundtrack of my seventeen-year-old life ( Read more... )

I made a pumpkin cheezecake for Thanksgiving and it turned out amazing. Everyone said it was the best pumpkin pie they'd ever had, even my momm, who normally won't even touch anything with tofu in it and started gagging the first time she tried to make me tofu, when I was sixteen. AND I know they weren't lying because it was honestly the best ( Read more... )

I have a real, actual, reality-based, attainable goal that I am actually excited about for the first time in pretty much my entire life. I'm not going to go wrecking things by talking about it, but if this all works out everything will be fine.

I had a dream last night that Derek left me for another girl. The only explanation he gave was that her butt was better than mine. Some time during the dream I walked in on the two of them. They were lying in bed and both fully clothed. Derek was on his side, facing the girl, and she was laying on her stomach. He was patting her butt. I ran ( Read more... )

I just realized that the highly personal, yet (I'll admit) highly cryptic, post I made a few days ago had a typo in it, rendering it completely nonsensical. Seems to be the overall theme of my life.

Celestial Seasonings is currently on sale at tops for 2/$4. When you buy just one box ($2), the register spits out a coupon for $1 off two boxes. Which means you can then go back and buy two more for $3. THAT'S THREE BOXES FOR $5!

I've finally come to accept that the last constant left is no longer. It isn't as terrible as I had always thought it would be. Kind of refreshing, actually.

I've been busying myself with things that don't matter now but might someday. I want to be somewhere with more trees and bluer skies and Elizabeth. Basically.