So I walk into the bathroom to brush my teeth. I love brushing my teeth. It's awesome. But that's not the point ( Read more... )

Fuck me for being depressed.

A girl I used to know from highschool messaged me last night, completely out of the blue, when I decided to get on an old SN.

This is the conversation.I must admit that it wasn't much of a conversation. But there were maybe one or two funny parts in it (on my behalf, 'cause I'm damn witty crazy cool ( Read more... )

Eleven days. I was in pain. It seriously hurt constantly, so I just fucking ended it.

Day Ten almost over with.

So what's new?

Not much. An old, olllllllld ex of mine contacted me on AIM. She's doing well. I'm glad for her. Granted, she's kinda weird, but eh.

I did some yardwork today. Felt great. Cut down some shrubs and stuff.

All I really have to say is..well..

I WANT TO JACK OFF BADLY!

It says the 26th, but today is the 25th. I should have made yesterday's entry the 24th. I better edit these soon before it gets too confusing.

Or I could just claim that I'm writing this while in the future.

Anyway, to ease the suspense - NO, I did NOT jack off last night. I'm still going, although not strong. Day Eight, bay-bee.

I fucked around with my clock on the comp, so I dont know if today is the 24th or 25th.

Either way it's Day Seven. And I'm just gonna end all this madness tonight. I've been acting really weird, and I'm in the phase where I'm REALLY irritable. And I hate that. I'm going to go to work a lil' later, come home, and then I'm going to explode.

I just checked the personal information of the email account that the guy in my previous entry said he got my name from. It did, indeed, have my real name ( Read more... )

I HATE it when people IM me and try to fuck around with me.

A) It's a waste of their time, and MINE ESPECIALLY.
B) They're morons that can't possibly understand my vast mental superiority to them.
C) What do they get from bothering me?!?!?

Anyway. Here is a conversation I had a little while ago with some dolt that tried to lull me into believing ( Read more... )

I have. Several times. Not by friends. Friends rarely ever do something for me to merit distrust in them.

Anyway. Today is Day Four. I'm already in pain. Today around 10:30 I kept cringing. It didn't stop until like..Hm... 12:30. I can tough this out. I'm a helluva guy, right?