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secretagent_p

Mission 1.

Jan 24, 2010 22:58

[What is this house? This isn't the Flynn-Fletcher's house, certainly. First of all, there are no boys around, thinking up schemes. The walls and pictures are too precise...wait, who is he standing next to in that picture ( Read more... )

not an average pet, platypus phone home, first post, detective work

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thebestnation January 25 2010, 04:00:37 UTC

[Heading to the kitchen to make some breakfast when...

She freezes.

And stares.

Why was there a platypus talking into her phone!?]

secretagent_p January 25 2010, 04:09:02 UTC

[Oh great holy platypuses (platypi?)--

Perry freezes as well

and turns around

...who is this strange person in the house? Immediately he reaches for his hat, ready to do some bad-guy fighting justice.

Where's the hat? The hat? Where's it gone? Commence disturbed and angered Perry patting himself down looking for the hat now.]

Mmmmmmrrrr!

thebestnation January 25 2010, 04:20:29 UTC

[SWEET ABERHAM LINCOLN WHAT IS THAT THING DOING.

It's was almost like a little dance.

A...A dancing Platypus.

It is in her house.

What.]

Ah...

secretagent_p January 25 2010, 15:47:21 UTC

[He finally concedes that the hat is indeed missing

and turns back to the strange lady

and...becomes a normal platypus. Quickly.

Hello, vacant-eyed stare.]

Mrrr.

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1/3 whatthequack January 25 2010, 04:24:24 UTC

[Ahiru walks by and only seems to give him a passing glance at first, looking as though she's going to keep going on her merry way.

Suddenly, she stops mid-stride and slowly turns her head to look at him. There was... something new in her house. It almost looked like a beaver or an otter, but those feet... And that bill... Was it...?]

2/3 whatthequack January 25 2010, 04:26:07 UTC

QUAAA-!!!

[She throws her hands over her mouth just in time, staring at him and still making a few small, terrified squeaks as she backs up against the wall.]

whatthequack January 25 2010, 04:27:43 UTC

Wh-wh-wh-wh-wha...?

[Someone must have done something horrible to this duck!]

Wh-what happened to you?!

secretagent_p January 25 2010, 15:48:34 UTC

[Oh sweet platypus heaven, not another human! Perry just gives her a look that means: what're you talking about? Nothing's happened, except my hat is gone.

There's no need to put on the normal pet ruse right now. This must all be a dream.]

Mrrrr?

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caninegumbo January 25 2010, 05:20:24 UTC

[BARK! Man, you sound funny for some sort of animal]

secretagent_p January 25 2010, 15:49:32 UTC

[Mrrr! And you sound strange for a dog. Where are we? Is this some sort of dream? A villainous plot?]

bustydefense January 27 2010, 01:46:42 UTC

... Oh dear.

secretagent_p January 27 2010, 02:29:01 UTC

[Finally! Someone who speaks English--

Perry is making frantic motions, trying to get her to understand.

Everyone's heard of the Tri-State Area, right? O.W.C.A?]

MRRR!

bustydefense January 30 2010, 16:24:21 UTC

... Mrrr?

secretagent_p February 1 2010, 01:05:34 UTC

[A sigh.

People don't speak platypus, do they?]

Mrrr.

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