Mission 2.

[secretagent_p]

[SURPRISE there's a platypus in your midst.He may be in your mailbox. In your garden. IN YOUR CAT

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[puzzledwife]

[opening of the mailbox to find.... a playpus?

What... what are you even doing in there?]

[secretagent_p]

[Well, actually, I was just looking to see if my boys were in here, but they're not.

So...uh. Grabs the mailbox lid and closes it back up. YOU SAW NOTHING.]

Mrrr!

[puzzledwife]

Huh?

[Perry can remain hidden a moment longer, because Claire is rather confused.

She tries to open it back up to peek in again. Did... did that playpus... just... close the mailbox on her?]

[secretagent_p]

Kkkkrrrr.

[Perry lets her open it, looking like a normal platypus.

Act natural. Maybe she'll just close the mailbox again?]

[stop_it_tewi]

Uh... can I help you?

((Reisen has seen stranger than a platypus rummaging around, so she totally won't be surprised if it replies))

[secretagent_p]

[He whips out a notepad and writes before showing it to her.

'Have you seen Phineas and Ferb? They're my humans.']

[stop_it_tewi]

Er... no, I'm sorry. I haven't.

[secretagent_p]

['Hm. I have no idea where they are. Ever since coming here, I haven't been able to find them.

I have heard this is Mayfield, but where is that?']

[fail_mastermind]

W-what in the...?! *Acacia opened her mail box and is just... what is this I don't even-*

[secretagent_p]

[Oh great heavenly platypuses, does everyone check their mail one right after the other?

Perry switches to normal platypus mode, quick as a flash.]

Kkkmmmrrr.

[fail_mastermind]

*hey, guess what doesn't exist in her world? Platypuses*

What is this thing?

*she's going to shake the mailbox a bit and hope you get out*

[secretagent_p]

[Woah woah the earth's shaking!

Perry jumps out of the mailbox quickly, looking around for whatever's causing the earthquake.]

[berserk_gene]

['In your cat' sounds unpleasant, especially to this cat.]

...What are you? Shoo.

[secretagent_p]

[Perry gives him a look, and whips out the notepad.]

'How can I hear you in my mind?'

[berserk_gene]

Telepathy. Are you stuck communicating with that pencil and paper?

[secretagent_p]

'Yes. Platypuses couldn't talk at home, though people seem to expect it here.'

[white_pretear]

[Just....staring at the platypus.]

[secretagent_p]

[He stares back.]

[white_pretear]

[She kneels down and keeps staring.]

What the heck is a platypus doing here?

[secretagent_p]

[He walks forward and nudges her feet.]

KKKKmmmmMMMrrr.