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[secretarially]

So I am not going back to my parents' house without reinforcements next time.

Well, time to look at the bright side, at least my mum didn't leak news of my divorce to the tabloids. Sucks to be you, Nowles.

Back to work.

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[laurencate]

It has always been a bad thing to be Nowles. This is just worse.

[secretarially]

Good point. But I mean, come on, when Ting Chang wants to divorce you? That's a whole new level of pathetic.

[laurencate]

It is a very sad day in the sad life of Jeffrey Nowles.

As Jeffrey Nowles

[silvernpc]

As though you're much better. Who do you think you're fooling?

[afrobisher]

Oh?

[secretarially]

Yeah.

Last night was not good.

[afrobisher]

What happened?

(I'd offer to go with you next time, but. Well, it's probably best if I wait a while.)

[secretarially]

Dinner turned into a thing. I think Mum hasn't had someone besides Dad to rant at for a while.

(Yeah, that's probably the best idea you've had in a while. Except you have had some really bad ideas recently so that's not SAYING much...)

As Sarah Frobisher

[vermilionnpc]

I'll go with you next time, Sammi. Merlin knows you're an angel compared to me.

[secretarially]

Deal. You and me.

As Sarah Frobisher

[vermilionnpc]

Anything for my favourite brother, Sammi. I'll even wear the shockingly short robes to see if Mum's head explodes.

as Rachel Vector

[crimsonnpc]

I somehow doubt any of us working on more than three brain cells found the news of divorce to be a surprise.

As Sarah Smith

[greygraynpc]

Exactly.

as Maddie Frobisher

[crimsonnpc]

So now that your classmates have stopped wanking all over, what happened, Sammy?

[secretarially]

Well. You are the only one not making a huge mistake with your life, apparently, according to Mum.

as Maddie Frobisher

[crimsonnpc]

Not yet.