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[secretarially]

So I'm a Witch Weekly bachelor once again.

Who wants to help rechristen my flat?

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[labonnegenre]

My apologies, Sam. I'll make you a shiny nametag, if it'll make you feel better.

[secretarially]

No thanks, El.

Amelia's probably cheering wherever she is, no off-time for me now.

[labonnegenre]

We'll make off-time for you, don't worry. Leave it to me.

as Graham Bobbin.

[goldnpc]

Drinks are on me if you want out. And who wouldn't want out after Lauren fucking Hooper?

As Valerian Marchbanks

[greygraynpc]

Or after fucking Lauren Hooper.

as Graham Bobbin.

[goldnpc]

Fuck, all of the above.

As Valerian Marchbanks

[greygraynpc]

Just don't try to take advantage of him, all right Bobbin?

[apalindromed]

Oh Sam. Sorry to hear it.

[secretarially]

Don't be.

Private: Regan/Sam.

[oneflewoverthe]

I'm sure I'll be in a lot of trouble if you decide to publicize this, but. I'm sorry to hear it. Last I recall, you really did love her. So. Sorry. Even if Lauren isn't. Which she's probably not.

I'll stop now.

Private: Regan/Sam.

[secretarially]

Yeah, it wasn't my fucking idea.

But whatever. Thanks.

Private: Regan/Sam.

[oneflewoverthe]

She was talking about going off with another bloke all weekend but I didn't think it was serious.

And I apologize in advance for the names Florence and Lauren are certain to call you.

As Otto Bagman

[greygraynpc]

Oh, so that means Hooper's free.

[secretarially]

Yeah, take her.

As Otto Bagman

[greygraynpc]

Wasn't looking for your permission, but I'm looking forward to it.