hmmmm..

[secretchnchilla]

so i was taking empty boxes from the apt to the trash bin, when a hummingbird came flying at me at tremendous speed, barely flying out of the way at the last second.

that made me wonder..what would happen if a hummingbird ran into you..i mean..those beaks or whatever they are...look pretty sharp:

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[soulsistersings]

hmmmm when i was little, we used to give names to certain hummingbirds, and then they'd supposedly give us xmas presents. so yes. they seemed like nice creatures to me. the end.

[secretchnchilla]

but ask yourself this susannah..was it really the hummingbirds giving you presents?...hmmmmmmm?

you know?..ill bet it was..it was probably all part of their little plan..they make friends with you, get you to go outside. then they get you.

take this for example(hear me out here):
"i shall call you Wildflower, and you shall bring be my friend."
..time passes, christmas comes..
"oo, Wildflower has given me christmas present! i must go and thank her"
..go outside to thank your little 'friend'..
...this where your friend's plan springs into action. you step outside, the bird's their waiting. it stops. stares at you. and charges. right at you.

err..ok..so i may have no idea where im going with this reply..in fact..it makes no sense whatsoever, BUT THIS i do know:

hummingbirds are planning something. something big. i can feel it.

[soulsistersings]

and they will call it : "ATTACK OF THE HUMMINGBIRDS".

sounds like it could be the next kevin costner hit movie....