THREE ★ the surprise.

[secretgod]

[PHONE]

[Before the school day even begins, at around 6-7 in the morning, Haruhi picks up the phone to make a very important announcement!]

Attention!

Anyone who is in the S.O.S Brigade, or plans to be a part of the S.O.S. Brigade, this is really important! In five days -- yeah, that's right, five days, it will be my birthday! I'll be holding a

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[heteropennae]

Ah! Your birthday! I should make you a cake!

[secretgod]

You wouldn't mind...? [Haruhi is just baffled that someone would just... make her an actual cake. What is this.]

[heteropennae]

Why would I? -And Dizzy is baffled someone's turning down free cake.-

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[secretgod]

Well, nobody's actually offered me cake before.

[sosnarrator]

[Kyon'll be sitting around in the clubroom the way he usually does, playing a game of solitaire, as most board games don't work without Koizumi as player 2.]

[secretgod]

Sorry to keep you waiting! [SMASHING THROUGH THE DOOR-- except not, she's just coming in!]

[sosnarrator]

Hey, Haruhi.

(Y'know, it's not like I was really waiting for you to arrive at a specific time...)

[secretgod]

By the way, all brigade activities to search for the paranormal are cancelled this week! I still need to get more recruits and get ready for the party. [And as soon as she says that, she takes out a birthday hat and places it on top of her head.]

[Phone]

[redirections]

...How do you know about Espers?

[It's your lucky day, Haruhi!]

[phone]

[secretgod]

Because they exist! [HURR HURR]

[phone]

[redirections]

No fucking way. I would've never guessed.

Oh wait, I'm an Esper!

[...He doesn't even know what he's done.]

[phone]

[secretgod]

You are?! Really? Prove it!

[clubroom]

[bogusmagicker]

[In the clubroom, Yuki will silently be sitting in the corner whenever Haruhi comes in. Yuki actually looks up today.]

........Happy birthday.

[Then back to her book.]

[secretgod]

Huh? Ah, thanks, Yuki.

[bogusmagicker]

[A quiet nod.]

[secretgod]

So... what book are you reading?

[miraculls]

[Gamzee's immediately attracted to anything colorful and also parties, so he stops what he's doing to read her invite curiously. He's regained his troll body, so he looks pretty damn alien, what with the yellow goat horns and gray skin and all. Also the clown paint, but that has nothing to do with being an alien, that's just him.]

Whoooooa, a wriggling day party? Sounds like a motherfuckin' bitchtits time, honk!

[secretgod]

Well, of course!

[miraculls]

Can I come, chica? I love me a real good motherfuckin' party, honk!

[secretgod]

Of course you can! Everyone's invited, after all!!