four ★ the intrigues.

[secretgod]

[Today, Mayfield-Haruhi has decided to call everyone, because what are filters, and also because she has an important announcement! As usual, she’ll say this very loud and clear, attempting to grab the attention of pretty much, well, everyone. And that means you too, newbies.]

Hello? Could I grab everyone’s attention!

[And then she lowers her

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[sosnarrator]

... Haruhi, what the hell are you doing?

[secretgod]

Isn’t it obvious? I’m spreading the word about the brigade! [And she says this, pretty much beaming. If she were talking to you face to face, Kyon-you would be able to see her pure excitement.]

[sosnarrator]

And what's this about entertaining at homecoming?

(We've barely done anything other than just hang out in the clubroom each afternoon...)

[secretgod]

I was thinking that maybe we should either sing or dance there! Or both.

[heteropennae]

We... have a routine?

[secretgod]

Yeah! We practiced it back at home-- but I can teach you the dance if you want to learn it!

[heteropennae]

Is it something I'll be able to do while wearing my dress?

[secretgod]

Well, yeah. I managed to do it with my school uniform!

[bogusmagicker]

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The routine is...

[secretgod]

We're either going to dance and sing the "Hare Hare Yukai" or play a new song I wrote!

[bogusmagicker]

You have no instrument.

[Yuki does. Not that she's going to say.]

[secretgod]

Don't worry, I can secure one.

[chastesaw]

...I do not believe I fully understand. You seemed to insinuate that your organization would be a special guest but you did not provide any information as to what this "routine" actually was.

Or was that intentional?

[secretgod]

Well... it's not like I can actually explain the routine without actually showing it!

[chastesaw]

But then nobody has any incentive to allow you to participate in a remotely official manner.

[secretgod]

That's why I called! To invite them over! Plus, I could let them hear my vocals over the phone, so they won't be able to resist~!

[hwamei]

Practice? Routine? ... Ah! Are you going to be performing tomorrow!?

[secretgod]

Of course!

[hwamei]

What do you play, Haruhi, what do you play? Guitar? Piano? Bass? Are you going to sing?

[secretgod]

I can play the guitar and the piano! [ A BEAT. ] I've never tried the base before.

But I'm also definitely going to sing!