Oh yeah- my first-year Social Studies class (I think that's what I teach...right?): You guys have a test on Monday or something. Be prepared to know stuff? It'll be fine, I dumbed down the material for you. And if you're really worried you can always just bribe me with candy for a B+.
That was fun. I didn't remember to get a costume, so I just told people I was a Responsible Adult for a day. It was amazing how many of them believed me. And they gave me candy!
PS: I'm not really feeling flirty, but this little icon thing is funny. Look, the eyes move together! It's so weird. *watches it forever*
Hey...stealing other people's JUMP is bad for your karma, you know? WHOEVER TOOK THAT FROM MY DESK BETTER PUT IT BACK. OWN UP. It's fine even if you just pretend...I just want a copy of this week's issue. Fork it over.