Friends only.

[secretpudding]

I ought, in accession, have done this some time ago, but reticence precluded such circumspection; louts and boors, though, have, as the quotidian expression goes, forced my hand.

As is the standard protocol, if you are distended with any overarching, implacable proclivity toward becoming a member of my atrabilious retinue, simply proffer a comment

Comments

[xgashedxwingsx]

In the direct of albeit you are a contemptible conscious entity, I am acting acidulously. I will indite this in unsound and rudimentary english and staggeringly fragmentary pronouncement just to abrade, or even madden you. Perhaps you would enjoy standardization?

PS, like you're weird 'n' stuff lololol

Chthonic.

[secretpudding]

I know not, confessedly, that which you would have me glean from this fusillade of catachrestical (if perceptibly jocund) gallimaufry; in any case, assuredly, I am more nonplussed than I am consternated.

[paperfarts]

I'm impressed by your command of the English language and would love to read more of your entries.

[secretpudding]

For what it is worth, I quite remember you. Thus, I readily grant you access (although there is, confessedly, rather little to see, at present).

[paperfarts]

You... remember me?
Awesome! Thank you :)

[douglasonlj]

Still alive?

[secretpudding]

I am, indeed (although I've been inactive, here, for several years)!

[douglasonlj]

What's a good way to get in touch with you these days?