An Actual Survey with Good Grammar and Decent, Unique Questions ( Read more... )

So. Life was bad. It's turning good. Here's why ( Read more... )

Mark an "X" next to the things you've done, and if possible, tell about your favorite time that they've happened ( Read more... )

Ok. I always find myself holding back true feelings, even in here. This is supposed to be the one place I can let it all out, right? I guess not, because for the past, like, 6 months or something, I've even put on a front here too. That sucks. So. I'm letting it all out. Put your seatbelts on real tight because this is going to be quite a ( Read more... )

This morning, my doorbell rang 5 times in a one hour timespan, and every time, it was some flower fucker bringing bouquets to my house. Not one of them was for me. Fuck Valentine's Day ( Read more... )

Today was nuts. I woke up at like 4 to my Dad going, "Mand, it's dinnertime. Wake up." So then I went downstairs, smoked a cigarette, and came back in to proceed with what I like to call "THE BEST MEAL MY MOTHER EVER MAKES!" We had Tacos. Dude, I love my mom's tacos. I'd rather eat her tacos than some disgusting ones from Taco Bell. Grade F ( Read more... )

So, the funniest man (possibly second funniest once I hear more Dane Cook) alive has one of the best opening jokes I've ever heard for when he does stand up on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. I like to call it "The Plane Crash". And it goes a little something like this ( Read more... )

I never would have thought that I could get myself into as much trouble as I have now. I'm not getting into it, just remember that I have only one Dumbass Day a week, and I think I've used up all of this year's Dumbass Days in one shot. Yea. :::sigh ( Read more... )

*Your three best qualities = I'm hot, hot, and.... hot. :P ( Read more... )

Yes, life is odd. It has this way of just screwing you over and working out at the same exact time. Example: Today, this guy I was seeing and I called it quits. His excuse was that "he had too much on his mind to think about having anything even close to a girlfriend (And that's kinda me) right now, and it's not fair to me". I was like, "Ummmm ( Read more... )