The Very Secret Diaries - David Cameron
Lack of sleep and a nostalgic wander through the Lord of the Rings fandom caused this series to spring into life. My humble thanks to Cassandra Claire, author of the original Very Secret Diaries - which are (happily) still archived here - and my profound apologies to all of you for inflicting this upon you.
The Very Secret Diary of David Cameron
Day One.
Election race v. tiring.
Anecdotes gathered: 2
Not PM yet.
Day Five
Practiced not looking tory in mirror. Needs work.
Anecdotes gathered: 0 Bad.
Still not PM
Day Eight
Agreed to do live television debates. In hindsight, probably a bad move.
Not PM
Day Twelve
Anecdotes gathered 4.
TV debate did not go well. Nick Clegg being really annoying.
Still look too tory and still not PM
Day Fourteen
Anecdotes gathered: 1
Nick Clegg starting to look at me strangely. Ah well, George will kill him if he tries anything.
Not PM
Day Nineteen
Second debate much better. Gordon out of it now for sure.
Practicing in front of mirror more often. Progress slow.
Still not PM
Day Twenty-Four
Anecdotes gathered: 12 V. Good
George v. unhappy about something. Don't know what.
Not PM yet
Day Thirty-One
Won last TV debate.
Got to tell Nick off a lot. Felt v. good.
Not PM
Day Thirty-Five
Hung parliament v. bad.
Made speech on TV about Gordon, looked too Tory as usual.
Still not PM yet, dammit.
Day Forty
Coalition government. Have to work with Nick.
Not fair!
Starting to find Nick slightly attractive. V. worrying.
But I am PM :D
Day Fifty-Two
David Laws in v. bad trouble. Gids not happy.
Is everyone in this government gay but me?
Not so sure about me either.
Still PM
The Very Secret Diary of David Cameron
Day One.
Election race v. tiring.
Anecdotes gathered: 2
Not PM yet.
Day Five
Practiced not looking tory in mirror. Needs work.
Anecdotes gathered: 0 Bad.
Still not PM
Day Eight
Agreed to do live television debates. In hindsight, probably a bad move.
Not PM
Day Twelve
Anecdotes gathered 4.
TV debate did not go well. Nick Clegg being really annoying.
Still look too tory and still not PM
Day Fourteen
Anecdotes gathered: 1
Nick Clegg starting to look at me strangely. Ah well, George will kill him if he tries anything.
Not PM
Day Nineteen
Second debate much better. Gordon out of it now for sure.
Practicing in front of mirror more often. Progress slow.
Still not PM
Day Twenty-Four
Anecdotes gathered: 12 V. Good
George v. unhappy about something. Don't know what.
Not PM yet
Day Thirty-One
Won last TV debate.
Got to tell Nick off a lot. Felt v. good.
Not PM
Day Thirty-Five
Hung parliament v. bad.
Made speech on TV about Gordon, looked too Tory as usual.
Still not PM yet, dammit.
Day Forty
Coalition government. Have to work with Nick.
Not fair!
Starting to find Nick slightly attractive. V. worrying.
But I am PM :D
Day Fifty-Two
David Laws in v. bad trouble. Gids not happy.
Is everyone in this government gay but me?
Not so sure about me either.
Still PM