Operation 'Stay away Emo 'roid' (locked from sigma_pie and dyna_pie)

[secretsnavi]

After all the mind-bending Emo!Sigma has pulled on me and others around the Nexus, I figured it was time to do something about it. I asked the Nexus and got a few good ideas

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[betterthanhim]

Tell 'em it's robo-Viagra. *makes a face* God, I can't believe I just said that.

[secretsnavi]

*chuckles* As appealing as that may sound, being a robot makes it superfluous. He's ready to go any time he wants. *wryly disgusted look* It's as easy as choosing a sub-menu.

Hmm... maybe if I tell him it's an E-tank expressly for the purpose of... *shudders* bad mental image. ... Really bad mental image.

[betterthanhim]

... I'm going to have to do some memory purging after that thought.

[secretsnavi]

That is an even better idea than the first one.

[zero_saber]

I feel dirty just thinking about this, but -

*sigh* I guess I could tell him how much it'd make me want him if he installed them.

[secretsnavi]

You're the best, Zero! *quick hug*

But don't worry about getting close to him. ^^ As long as you don't mind me telling that to Sigma, I think it'll work okay. *grins* If you want to be in the area before I give it to him, and watch the fun as the chips take effect, it might be worth any cajoling you'd have to do.

[zero_saber]

Just let me know when and where, Pallette.

[ex_gunholic964]

Love letter from Zero? I can forge his handwriting.

[secretsnavi]

*smirks* Want to double-team him? *holds out one of the chips in its little transparent box* Throw in some things about Zero warring with himself about his love and *points at the other Zero* it'll make him want the second chip even more. ^^

[ex_gunholic964]

**cackles** One angsty love letter coming up! **accepts the box** I'll have to wrap it up nice for this one!

[secretsnavi]

^^