Masturbatory Response

Dec 28, 2006 18:51

Like omg guys. Didn't you know? Masturbation causes homosexuality ( Read more... )

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wonder_ferret December 29 2006, 03:10:51 UTC
The suicide rate among the homosexual community is twelve to fourteen times greater than that of the straight community. Homosexuality does not make people truly happy* or satisfy their sexual needs."

*Or maybe the people around them are just complete assholes?
Indeed...maybe if we* took a minute to stop ridculing gays, dragging them behind our dodge rams by a noose, and all around making sure their lives are miserable...they wouldn't kill themselves

*We being the homophobes of the world..for lack of a better sentence

I was going to ask what on Earth you were doing to come across such a thing, but Max Wattson explains it all I suppose

Irony of the day: My ER episode this morning had a spot about a girl who gets burnt with a paperweight by her equally abused mother for touching herself "down there"

And now I'm off to oggle The Upside Down Show boys ^^

lovelove

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rude_gallery December 29 2006, 04:16:18 UTC
Lord forbid we take responsibility for the emotional repercussions of their actions.

That was a big sentence for me.

And. I would just like to go out on a bit of a limb here and say that masturbation has not reallly been a frequent visitor in my life...

And. I've only slept with six people? And the only person I've ever cheated on was a girl? And I kind of just realized that being in a pseudo relationship (even when she doesn't know it's fake) and fucking someone else is still, indeed, cheating. But umm... I don't really think that's so promiscuous. Especially since I don't intend to do anybody else...

Uncomfortable... Subject change and ignore that?

My icon should be funny with this post.

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wonder_ferret December 29 2006, 04:19:57 UTC
Must we always use the word fucking o.o;

So many e-mails from rude_gallery..^^

..but anywho..remember me!? @.@' and my Woody icon..

..and so the double entendras begin

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rude_gallery December 29 2006, 05:24:20 UTC
Damn it to hell!! I double posted that comment so I'd fix something and then I never fucking did.

"Lord forbid we take responsibility for the emotional repercussions of their actions."
our actions**

Christ.

Sorry. And no I don't remember you. Who is Woody?

I like the word "fucking" by the by. That's what is is. Any other term implies an emotional connection.

So much for not sounding like a promiscuous homosexual...

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wonder_ferret December 29 2006, 05:26:02 UTC
So much for not sounding like a promiscuous homosexual...

lol took the words right put of my mouth XD

woody from toy story >> no need to know anymore than that

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rude_gallery December 29 2006, 05:28:58 UTC
Okay Woody. Haha. I get the joke. Like a fucking penis.

I still don't know you. And I don't even see a Woody (from Toy Story) icon.

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wonder_ferret December 29 2006, 05:30:00 UTC
Heavens..

from the top then:

I'm Audra

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rude_gallery December 29 2006, 05:32:10 UTC
Amazing.

I'm Shane...

Or Pummer. Whatever works for you.

Still don't have a clue why I'd know you.

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wonder_ferret December 29 2006, 22:41:41 UTC
Anywho!

When are you gonna get your tush over here?

I think mom has work on Sunday and grandma and grandpa are going..er..somewhere o.o;

So we're gonna be pretty much alone for..well depending on when you get over here...10 hours?

Mom's leaving money for pizza unless you want something else..and we have a tirimisu ♥_♥ only three bottles of sparkly -.- Mom refuses to believe we can do 5-6 (I drank one a day last week..what is she thinking?!)

I doubt you're going to want to go out on New Year's Eve, but I'm always up for an outing...

What else..

I love you ^^

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wonder_ferret December 29 2006, 22:42:10 UTC
aww..I wanted to use my peanut icon..-points-

damn my stupidity

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anonymous January 1 2007, 08:56:13 UTC
*looks at all the comments and reads them*
Now that's "fucking" confusing.

Anywho, I laughed at least once per paragraph, and Julie, your anus hasn't been traumatized as of late has it? If so it needs treatment right away!

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OMG elementsfury January 1 2007, 08:56:56 UTC
LJ didn't log me in again, damn LJ.

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