Ahhhhh-I love you. I know I haven't been around in forever and I fucking miss you. Let's do something. We can have more outlandish adventures and then you guys can drive me back to school at 2 in the morning! Woo! Rock on!!! 凹≧口≦ I am kidding in every way imaginable with that face. Haha only not really!! *flails*
Now let's get down to business eh? *cracks knuckles* From the last post I read: 1)"Got BEEF?! Grill me a fucking steak!" No words can describe my fit of laughter over this. My mother had to come in to tell me to shutup. Then Jen (who is staying with me) threw a shoe at my head. Why do you just randomly say things like that? Get me a concussion... ♥
2)My heart almost stopped. Velvet Underworld? Let's have a fanbitch party together! Ken omg ^x^
3)I loved Grude 2. About 12 of us went to see it when it came out and I was all clinging to Roach-face like a little pussy every time something would happen. Ahhh when that girl was in the counselor's office and everything? That really scared me! ↑~↑ I was so
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""Keep thrashing, BAM. The sharks like it when you flail."" Hahahahaha!
I used to be on the swim team and stuff. I can try and teach you how to swim this summer if you want. My stick-figure self is hideous in a bathing suit and if my sunglasses come off I'll cry, but it'll be nice and fun and random other pleasing adjectives!
ME AND JEN CAN WASH YOUR CAR! Last year we helped the uh... Volleyball? team with a carwash. Most of them were retarded so they jumped around and flailed people down then me and Jen scared them off again and chased after them with sponges and stuff. Then we went to the most fancy-pantsy-est restaurant in town and spent like $75 on our salads and appetizer before we got thrown out for being muddy and soaking wet. It was amazing.
7)HATE OMG. I remember when i met that thing. And I was all "...*steps on*" The only soothe-age I have for you is... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Why are you so nice to everybody? Why can't you have something wrong with you? You are
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"After me assaulting his penis and us having the mandatory emotional break down, I made him throw up and it was totally green and looked like snot." Holy shit. What? That was so confusing and scary I think I want to cry...assaulting here meaning... assaulting. violently. she's decent enough to not post about "assaulting" him. and the mandatory emotional breakdown is because life sucks for them because they have too many problems and she should be with me anyway :o but the barf was because she made him eat pickles. i don't really understand that
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Ahhhhh-I love you. I know I haven't been around in forever and I fucking miss you. Let's do something. We can have more outlandish adventures and then you guys can drive me back to school at 2 in the morning! Woo! Rock on!!! 凹≧口≦ I am kidding in every way imaginable with that face. Haha only not really!! *flails*
Now let's get down to business eh? *cracks knuckles* From the last post I read:
1)"Got BEEF?!
Grill me a fucking steak!"
No words can describe my fit of laughter over this. My mother had to come in to tell me to shutup. Then Jen (who is staying with me) threw a shoe at my head. Why do you just randomly say things like that? Get me a concussion... ♥
2)My heart almost stopped. Velvet Underworld? Let's have a fanbitch party together! Ken omg ^x^
3)I loved Grude 2. About 12 of us went to see it when it came out and I was all clinging to Roach-face like a little pussy every time something would happen. Ahhh when that girl was in the counselor's office and everything? That really scared me! ↑~↑ I was so ( ... )
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""Keep thrashing, BAM. The sharks like it when you flail.""
Hahahahaha!
I used to be on the swim team and stuff. I can try and teach you how to swim this summer if you want. My stick-figure self is hideous in a bathing suit and if my sunglasses come off I'll cry, but it'll be nice and fun and random other pleasing adjectives!
ME AND JEN CAN WASH YOUR CAR! Last year we helped the uh... Volleyball? team with a carwash. Most of them were retarded so they jumped around and flailed people down then me and Jen scared them off again and chased after them with sponges and stuff. Then we went to the most fancy-pantsy-est restaurant in town and spent like $75 on our salads and appetizer before we got thrown out for being muddy and soaking wet. It was amazing.
7)HATE OMG. I remember when i met that thing. And I was all "...*steps on*" The only soothe-age I have for you is... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Why are you so nice to everybody? Why can't you have something wrong with you? You are ( ... )
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"After me assaulting his penis and us having the mandatory emotional break down, I made him throw up and it was totally green and looked like snot."
Holy shit. What? That was so confusing and scary I think I want to cry...assaulting here meaning... assaulting. violently. she's decent enough to not post about "assaulting" him. and the mandatory emotional breakdown is because life sucks for them because they have too many problems and she should be with me anyway :o but the barf was because she made him eat pickles. i don't really understand that ( ... )
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jesus christ. go to a bar. who goes out for fucking pizza on new year's?
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