Colorated Displaysia

[seductive_night]

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Hey ^-^

I never update omg ^^;

Things have been going pretty awesomely though ^^ Me and Audra finally hung out last weekend, even though we didn't do anything - we're definitely going to have to do something this summer SOON. (Something meaning me stay the night and us go crazy and finally watch Children of Men.) Pookie, it'll be a lot

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hmmph. that would explain why you werent at gap today when pummer and i came to see you on your first day of work. we looked for you for a couple minutes then figured you were in the back so we wandered around looking like shoplifters for an hour before we gave up and left... stupid ho. i blame you for our run in with cunt-whore creature-bitch today. since you we couldnt find you, we shopped around for a little bit and were gonna go back and see you. we were walking and i was loudly humming a slightly altered rendition of "the ants go marching one by one" when stupid bitch walks up to me and starts talking. only wait. she announced her presence by hitting me in the shoulder. i wanted to break her face. "hiya hooch! whatcha singin? it sounds really cool. dude, you have such a sexy voice. and everything else." "yeah thanks. has that guy dumped you yet?" "no. but i told you he doesnt matter." <-flirtflirt. i really felt like i was gonna barf. i hate that thing so much. i dont even understand it. so i kind of exploded with "what the fuck

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i could go on forever but i feel like moving on to:

things i hate about that creature-bitch (that i have not personally experienced but nevertheless am aware of):
1) she goes in public bathrooms without shoes and brags about having foot fungus. what. the. fuck.
2) she uses people to get ahead.
3) shes so fake. and such a suckup.
4) she does stupid shit for attention.
5) she drinks and parties way too much. i have reason to think she does drugs. if her cracked out face isnt proof enough.
6) she announces her bodily functions.
7) she bites her toenails. the same ones she drags around bathroom floors.
8) she takes off articles of clothing at football games.
9) she dips.10) she tries to turn guys on by bragging about her experiences with other girls. yeah. ew. sorry, that is so not hot and its even more unattractive to try and get with a guy (when you already have a man) by bragging about it. especially when youre probably lying

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oh. and i think you should get your retainer in some kind of tye dye. (is it tie dye?) only one color though. like pink tye dye or purple tye dye. something like that. maybe not pink. since thats the color of the inside of your mouth, i think that could be kind of creepy. "OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH?!?!?!"

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Why do you leave so many comments?

Anyway. I agree with every reason to hate her except with more vehemence. I think it's high time you told her off. You're sitting here watching me type. But I'm publicly stating my approval. I only wish you hadn't made it sound like you wanted that guy to dump her so you could have her or something. I know that's not what you meant, but her wishful (and huge, omg have you seen them?) ears heard it that way.
(Haha, I'm hooch's "man"!)

So uh. BAM. Retainers. Are you sure you're going to be able to have a design? Like is it going to cover the roof of your mouth? I don't know if there's a reason for which one you get, but the only place mine touches the roof of my mouth is right behind my teeth. It doesn't have coverage all the way to my throat, so it's just black and kind of transparent. You might want to think about that. Like is a cute design wort feeling like you're gagging on it because it knocks your tonsils when you talk.

[roadmap_sleep]

and BAM. you need a picture. you just do. look at what i found. how can you resist the cute?

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haven't you had braces? your teeth are SUPER straight.

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have you noticed my bicuspids? they poke out like it's nobody's business.

but actually, i did have braces for 5th and 6th grade. or maybe 6th and 7th... don't remember. but anyway. i never wore my retainer so the bicuspids poked back out but that was okay. i started wearing my retainer again when my other teeth started to move. though i had to bend it around with a spoon to get it to fit around the bicuspids. i'm getting really tired of typing "bicuspid." anyway...

i got little fishies on mine. yo.

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you know. at first i thought you said biceps. i was all "damn annie. word."

[roadmap_sleep]

i love how everyone is commenting. chris! audra! come on - jump the bandwagon bitches! :)

i also love how we're just going on about retainers.
seriously though. you're too cute to be boring. i love that page up there! you should either get "bee happy" or "hello kitty." don't settle for anything less than atomically cute! (atomically cute... where is that from?)

by the way honey, is chris really not getting you anything? i mean, it's not like finding a present for you is hard. i know of at least 100 things that you really want. and if i thought about it, i could probably come up with just as many places you'd like to go. of course i consider myself an expert on things you want - proud of that :) is this one of those "boyfriend needs to talk to the best friend to find out" situations? i think i like those. though i've never been in one :)

[1337_j35u5]

I haven't jumped in on it yet because I've been at work all day/night. I had an 8-12 this morning and a 9-6am tonight. She posted around like 6 thought right after the time that I checked for updates. It was weird.

Anyway... Axel and Smee... you're not the only ones that haven't seen creature-bitch yet. I've never seen her. Heard a good deal about her but I have yet to see her. I find it to be kind of ironic because she apparently goes to my school?? o-O

I agree with Annie on the atomically cuteness. <3 She's already atomically cute so she needs a retainer to match... otherwise she would just make the retainer look boring with her overwhelming appeal. >->

I fucking love you! And I'm looking forward to this summer.. a lot. We'll have a lot of time to start tackling that list of things we want to do and also... just to spend time <3 ^^

Wow... this comment turned out a lot longer than I thought it was going to. Hmm. It's been so long since I've even typed anything on a computer of any length that I almost feel like I'

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haha! haha! hahahahhahahahaha!!!!!

ha....

oh goodness. BAM! laugh with me! laugh with hate!

anyway. chris. hate that creature. hate her good. for BAM. DO IT FOR BAM!

[roadmap_sleep]

hate her anyway! hate herrrr!

"I fucking love you!"
i thought you were talking to me...

there is supposed to be a comma.
And like Shireen said, "You won't be disappointed."

"Anyway. I ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOU! <3 !!"
stop talking to me and then saying stuff like that! :3

[wonder_ferret]

Yeah, ok fuck reading all those comments this god damn early..

Number one..
-flails- I'm free on the 5th!? And I'd definately love to be there for you -glare-

Number two:
Your ass is mine for 9/10s of the summer

and Number three:
What the motherfuck Knights of Columbus?!

If thats been covered in one of the comments already let me know and I'll make the effort..

-loves her face off better than Chris ever could- *mwah* ^^

[wonder_ferret]

Oh! And you should do red and blue stripes for your retainer ^^

*super, x-menesqu mwah*

[wonder_ferret]

-hisses and spits at momentary hate-

I think you know why im convulsing..

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OHP! last reply to myself..for now..

James met two girls! Did you read?

Hes a goddamn pimp now

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I JUST SAW YOU AT THE GAS STATION!!! HAHAHA!!!

And your boyfriend saw you too...

I so beat your ass home.

Your white trash ass...

[seductive_night]

Fuck youuuu omg! You beat me by like one second! And only because you drive like a psychopath! What would you have done if I just crashed right through your ass?

And stfu. I hate him.

And I'm not white trash! ;-;

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Called my newly apologetic mommy and cried for her to fix it.

And. If I was straight. I'd hit it :P

[seductive_night]

You're such a bad person.

And. You'd hit now. Fool. Do not deny my sexy powah!

Haha ^^