Waiter?

[seductive_night]

Alright bitches, I gots some questions. Much like the bathroom thing, I've been thinking about this for quite a long time...

What is a "D"?

Define "brain."

Explain "football."

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[rude_gallery]

ooh, let me get out mah gangstanary!

d is short for dub.

brain is another word for weenie-sucking. you know, like head? haha?

football is a sport where two teams try to pass kick or carry the ball into the other teams end zone. (...what?!)

[seductive_night]

Okay then, what's a dub?

And I was kind of thinking more like... Explain the positions to me...

[rude_gallery]

...a rim. a 20 inch rim

[rude_gallery]

Silly

[wonder_ferret]

>> my turn!!

D - a grade a teacher gives you because she doesn't share in your opinions and is heartless and enjoys watching you squirm...the bitch...and she dresses like a whore and looks pregnant...and she probably has a lj and will hunt us down and bash us like back in middle school

Brain - something that can aneurysm far easier than any other portion of your body, and is often misused and overlooked

Football - a number of Neanderthals blindly head butting each other in order to claim a prize made of pigskin and sewed together tackily with thick white thread, the winner will almost always go down in history as the "best Neanderthal" and will oftentimes suffer from more mental defects than he is already afflicted with

candy ^^?

[rude_gallery]

No no, footballs are made from cow these days.

Isn't that sick? Like... "throwing around the pigskin." Gah... I feel like it would feel all squishy and... piggy like. XP And isn't it just such an ethical improvement to make it out of a different animal?

Duuude I have Skittles right now?

[rude_gallery]

omg theyre seriously still made from animal bits? i really didnt know that.

thats gross.