So last night I saw some new graffiti around where I live:
Naturally, my response to this was to turn to
ocelotofdoom, with whom I was walking, and repeat what it said. I think she thought that I had suddenly been possessed or something, as that is beyond even my normal profanity level.
We then had a discussion about whether the graffiti, or my statement, would be inadmissible hearsay. (I think my response could also have been a present sense impression, I don't remember if we said that one).