Story Time!
Friday and Saturday were one of the greatest/worst nights of my life.
Friday : Daytime
I missed school on Friday because I had to go to the DuPont Hospital in Delaware to get Pre-Admission testing for my operation (which is THIS THURSDAY!) After they had me urinate in a cup, took photographs of me topless, made me lay in uncomfortable positions for x-rays, and pumped blood out of me while some black lady sang to my mom, I got to go home.
Friday : Nighttime
Then, I hung out with Ed for a very short amount of time, and then I was off to my ever so lovely high school to see the play "My Sister Eileen" with Susan, Sara and Melissa. I think every girl in that audience wanted to jump on stage and ravage Joe Kratzer, but I was totally falling for his girlfriend, Nicole. =X But my favorite character was Mr. Anapapaorpaopapplalalaa played by Charlie (Charley?!) BruCATo. I really liked it.
After it was over, none of us really had rides. So we decided to walk to Applebee's, where Melissa ate chicken and hated it and I drank my Shirley Temple in 5 seconds TOPS. My bladder was hurting all night, though. =[ Oh yeah, before that we went into A&P where I DEFINITELY DID NOT BUY THE MAGAZINE WITH CHRISTINA AGUILERA ON THE COVER. Ok, maybe I did...
Friday : Still nighttime
After Applebee's, we still had no ride, so we decided to try and call Ed who was at Matt Gurney's birthday party. After Matt SCREAMED AT ME AND INSULTED ME, and refused to wake up Ed, we decided to walk from the Plaza to my house at 11:50 PM in 38 degree whether. My bladder was in so much pain by this point, I wanted to rip it out and sell it on the black market.
By the time we finally got to my neighborhood, we walked right past my house and straight for Matthew FUCKING Gurney's. So, we went there and I knocked on the door a few times and then his brother Pat (who has the most amazing afro I've ever seen, by the way) answered. I asked him to wake up Ed, and he said he would. He became my hero at that moment.
And god, inside the house, there were about a million boys. It was like a boy orgy. Mine and Melissa's glasses even got all steamy. Perverts. But then Ed emerged and said he'd take Sara, Susan and Melissa home because he's the greatest boyfriend ever. By the time I got to my house (which does not have any heat because it's currently broken) it was about 1:30 AM. I fell asleep around 2 and had nightmares until 8:30 AM.
Saturday : Valentine's Day : Daytime
Ed came over and he got me a red rose and candy (he ended up being my valentine after all.) =] After we made sweet passionate love that, we were lazy for a while and then went to Best Buy where I got the new Incubus CD and I made Ed buy Momento.
Saturday : Valentine's Day : Late Afternoon
After we returned to my house without heat, I asked Ed if he would take me to "Annie's Road", which is a Weird New Jersey place in Totowa. He reluctantly agreed, and we picked up Sara and headed for John's house in Flanders because we were going to meet up with him.
Saturday : Valentine's Day : Nighttime
So we began on our long journey (as seen above) to Flanders, New Jersey. After getting slightly lost in Chester or somewhere, we found John's house. Ok, first off, he lives in the middle of the woods and it's creepy as hell. Second, his driveway is a CLIFF, I'm not even kidding. Where he lives scares the living fuck out of me. So after we looked at porn on his computer, we were off to Totowa to see Annie's Road.
On our way there, we were on a highway (I think it was I-80 E) and since most of the cars were speeding, Ed was as well. John said there wouldn't be any cops, so Ed was going and 83/86 in a 65 MPH zone or something like that, and of course, we pass a fucking cop who pulls us over and gave Ed a ticket. Being that he was 21 over the limit, he was scared he might get his license taken away. That really ruined the somewhat good mood we were mostly in. But our moods were only going to basically get worse from there, kind of.
We finally got to Annie's Road, which was the biggest disappointment ever because it was just a highway. But Sara claimed she saw a white horse (she also claimed she saw a white horse when we went to Whipporwill.) Ed seemed pretty angry with me because I made him drive all that way and it wasn't even worth it, and I felt awful. We drove back to John's, and John and Sara took his car back to Brick so he could drop off Sara at her house. Ed and I took his car to Howell because I was sleeping over along with John. On the ride home, it was just.. not good. Neither of us were in the best of moods at all and I wanted to start crying but I knew if I did it wouldn't matter. So I pretty much tried to suck it up. I try to pretend I'm tough, in case you haven't noticed. Once we got back to Ed's, John came a half an hour later. We all talked a little, and then we got sleepy and went to bed at around 3 AM or so.
Sunday : Daytime
John, Ed, Cathy and I watched "Bunny Picnic". It was the cutest movie ever, I swear. After that, John played some of The Beatles, and blah, blah, blah other stuff. We also looked at this BEAUTIFUL house in Georgia that Cathy and Ed are trying to win. John and I were calling rooms, even though we weren't invited to live there. =X
Sunday : Late Afternoon
John got Sara, I got cranky, John and I got in a fight and I "beat him up" and I told him to go back to Michigan. By the way, in case you didn't know, Michigan is a waste of space. Ed drove me home, and Sara and John went out to eat.
I got back to my house without heat, and I finally saw my mommy<3 I missed her so much. I ate ice cream, and Ed and I talked about how money sucks and how we wish we had some. My bladder was reaching levels of pain I didn't think existed, so we both laid in my bed and then he left around 8:30 because he has EMT class tomorrow.
And here I am. I'm really tired, but I think I'll stay up really late anyway since there is no school tomorrow. Then I have to go to school Tuesday and Wednesday and then Thursday is.. MY OPERATION. There is a one out of a thousand chance I can be paralyzed. Wow, I'm so excited. =| They explained to me on Friday that I'll be in a lot of discomfort, and I'll need to practice walking again for a while. Looks like I won't be having much sex after the operation, huh? Sorry, I'm a hussy.
By the way, Collin is "da bomb", as seen below:
sink the shipX: so how are things
devour her heart: my bladder hurts, collin.
devour her heart: make me feel better please.
sink the shipX: ok
sink the shipX: whats that... i hear somehting
sink the shipX: a voice
sink the shipX: a voice from deep within your heart
sink the shipX: no wait
sink the shipX: not heart
sink the shipX: house
sink the shipX: its coming from your house
sink the shipX: you bathroom
sink the shipX: its calling your name
sink the shipX: your toilet is saying
sink the shipX: sammmm peeee innnmmeeee
sink the shipX: go sam go
sink the shipX: before its to late
sink the shipX: save that toilet
sink the shipX: pee in it
sink the shipX: and save it from...not hacving pee in it
sink the shipX: GO Sam go
sink the shipX: before its too late
sink the shipX: SAVE THE TOILET!
sink the shipX: saavve himmmmmm
devour her heart: '_'
You all better read that. It took me fo' eva.
.xo.
PS - Lets date.