Bad Cooking Result of Bad Genes

[see_bee_flee]

So, anyone who knows me is well aware of the fact that I cannot cook very well. I have a long history of kitchen misfortunes. I also have a history of clever excuses for them. The time my sister and I made a cake and overflowed the oven with dough? That was totally my sister’s fault, because she told me it was it would two cups of baking soda

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[edictofnantes]

*snort* God I love papa.

[see_bee_flee]

Who doesn't love Papa? Especially since he now makes an extremely convenient scapegoat for my inability to make anything other than Mac&Cheese and microwavable chicken pot pie? Whee! Gotta love 'im.

[anonymous]

oh bee
how I heart thee
I shall cook for you
you shall not be blue
I have mad skills
not with grills
but I know how
to cook some cow
or pasta for you
what can I do?

<3 Air-y-ca

[see_bee_flee]

Aww, you're too sweet, Erica. Having friends who cook is the best. Make my pie, slaves! Mwahahahaha! *cracks whip*