Bee's Magical Journey to Portland

[see_bee_flee]

The short version:

Dear Powell's Bookstore,

I would just like to let you know that you do, indeed, still own my soul and all the love I have to give.

Looking forward to sending you my first born,

Bee.

And:

Dear Portland Traffic,

Fuck you very much, okay? That is all.

Hate,

Bee.

Comments

[edictofnantes]

Dude.

[see_bee_flee]

Terse, yet eloquent. "Dude," indeed. That pretty much sums it up. *falls on Edict**dies*

[seraaches]

bookslikelove

trafficlikewhoa

i'd have written a haiku, but one of my English teachers once told us that it's not 5-7-5 in English because we can't convey as much meaning in so few syllables due to the Japanese language's ability to be put any which way and still mean, like, forty thousand things.