Portland is Fun! Wretched Generalizations Are Not.

[see_bee_flee]

So, I recently went to Portland with the grandparents (who are so unspeakably awesome that Awesomeness itself makes like one of the Endless and assumes human form, only to bow down to my grandparents who, if you will recall, are totally wicked awesome). Powell's bookstore is pretty much the best place ever, but I shall not regale you with tales of

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[edictofnantes]

There, there, deary. Just take deep breathes; that's it! ...I don't suppose it would make you feel better to send a scathing, heartfelt complaint to the toy company, would it? Burn down their headquarters, maybe? Or stalk the CEO?

hehe

[anonymous]

hi. It's Air-y-ca.
that just made my day.
I love the Bee.