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Pirates
So, I saw the third Pirates of the Caribbean movie, and I'm a little iffy on a few things. DON'T WORRY, there will be no spoilers, just my incredible annoyance with Elizabeth. I KIND OF WANT TO KILL HER. I've determined that because the movie is extremely male-based, the only girl has to be spunky/so very brave/cuttingly witty/dazzling with a ( Read more... ) -
Death to small cousin
I've been evaluating my relationship with my extended family, and I've decided that I'd completely trade Amy the Demonic Brat's life in exchange for any of the following:
a) a nicer nose
b) a mammoth of my very own (no joke)
c) an obscene amount of money
Does this make me a horrible person? This is probably a form of soul-selling. Indirect soul- ( Read more... ) -
my mother loves my family
So my dad is wondering about the welfare of my cousin. It went a little something like this:
Dad: How's Ryan looking?
Mom: Fat. -
les adventures d'une petite fille
The events today:
My inclass essay, though horribly lacking any sort of flow, was very important to me. I'm feeling quite zen about it all - the mark doesn't really matter anymore, I just said what completely needed to be said.
I faked my way through drama (memorization = zero), and sweet-talked my way out of my math test. Improv was wacky indeed ( Read more... ) -
emily = inventor
I think they need to invent some sort of caffeine pill. It's actually quite clever. I wouldn't have to taste the nastiness that is coffee, it would be like tylenol. Je suis tres intelligente.
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done like dinner
The math problems are finito. I've decided that
a) Ms. B will just have to deal with the fact that I did not change my short story
b) death cab for cutie and coldplay should come together to form one big band of deep gorgeousness
c) you can have quite interesting conversations with people on msn in the wee hours
I will finish my apple juice, and then ( Read more... ) -
poor tum
ow ow ow, my poor tum is having pains.
I just downloaded a killer amount of awesome tunes.
This song is so BEAUTIFUL, it sort of puts my whole existance into question.
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Vocabulaire
I've decided that whenever I'm upset with someone now, I'll call them a cow. It makes me feel very English/Bend-it-like-beckhamish.
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Ah math...
For a minute, I had a spurt of joy because I thought I had finished with math for the evening. But then I remembered all those Math 10 Key questions that I have to complete. This is just some sick joke.
The bright side of math: I won a hundred dollars earlier this year for my "Ode to Mathpower 9", which I had to send in to the Ripple youth ( Read more... ) -
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I've decided I'm going to go for a run tomorrow. I'm very excited - ideally, I will soon be very fit with tight calf muscles. I will buy one of those incredibly tiny ipod shuffles and clip it to my technical-fabriced shirt from MEC and I will drink gatorade. I will join track and be a speed-demon. I should make a running playlist.