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Aug 11, 2003 15:55

i'm gonna be in palm springs from tomorrow til thursday.
you will all miss me.
i guarentee it.


+people who list brass knuckles in their favourites on any website.
most likely you don't own them, let alone know how to use them. give it up already.

+girls who go to shows for guys.
um. there IS a band playing, you know.

+people who have no reason to be upset claiming to be depressed all the time
self explanatory.

+clones.
just fucking stop already.

+people who get offended easily.
hello, we live in the year 2003. you're still getting offended when people call you gay?

+disrespectful people/nujacks
if you're a disrespectful nujack *COUGHRIQUELCOUGH*, get the fuck out.

+"did that hurt?" or "aren't you afraid of your hair falling out?"
NO. IT DIDN'T HURT. NO. MY HAIR WON'T FALL OUT.

+people stealing identites.
everytime this happens, someone ALWAYS finds it and tells me about it. don't you think now would be a good time to stop?

+from autumn to ashes
if it weren't for that fucking heavy ass breakdown in the new song, you'd be hated by everyone.

+the new poison the well record.
repeat after me, class. NU-METAL.

+fashion core
NO. just....no.

+"mods"
that shit died in the 60's. get over it. you're all retarded drug addicts anyway.

+fake edge kids.
READY TO GET YOUR ASSES BEAT!? FUCK YA!

+"don't you ever miss meat/cheese?"
no. i don't. i haven't had meat in almost 5 years and cheese in like, 4 months. i forget what that shit tastes like. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KEEP DRIVING.

+electroclash.
i know this is me being hypocritical, but um. THAT SHIT'S BUNK.
i got over it and so should you.

+legwarmers and heels.
guilty of hypocricy once again (but only at prom). FUCK YOU GUYS. YOU'RE NOT OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN CIRCA 1984. STOP ALREADY.

+jeans and heels.
trailer park chic, anyone?

+my orange ponytail.
k i've bleached you EIGHT TIMES now..why are you still orangy?

+distance
you're a big fat fucking faggot.

+people who bitch about distance.
eat a dick. (minus torie katz)

+people who don't get that the word nigger means "stupid person".
did it ever occur to you that i wasn't talking about black people? jesus christ.

+MAC electric eel eyeshadow overload on the eyelids.
k, your name isn't mimi, and you're not the fat bitch on drew carey. no.

+kids who get called faggots by hatebreed.
if hatebreed says you're a faggot, you must be a faggot. don't argue. don't be bitter.

+bang/synthetic/underground.
anyone who goes to these clubs needs lives.

+stripes&polkadots
you're not my grandmother circa 1952, and you're definantly not a pirate. give it away.

+le shok & others
stick to the cocaine and booze. it won't make your music any better, but it'll make you and your fans think so.

+dead to fall.
the eternal gates of hell are definantly closed.

+talking about dancing instead of the show itself.
you're a boner if you do this. nuff said.

+finch.
NO.

+club bouncers.
you ruin it for everyone.

+barricades.
piece of shit metal/wood. you make it impossible to stage dive/headwalk/singalong/. for this, i condemn you.

+xmartinex, xMOSHTINEx, and any other shitty nickname i've ever gotten
I'M NOT EDGE. THESE NAMES ARE STUPID. EAT IT.

+KILL YOUR AIM
faggot pussy.

+"holding" your girlfriend on the dancefloor and getting pissed about it when you get hit.
fucking move, asshat.

+excessive xs in screen names.
self explanatory.

+"wanna make out?
the answer is always no.

+"hi i added you. add me back? you're cute!!!"
no.

+"i saw you last night at that show, but i didn't say hi."
this is like saying "hi, i went to the store last night and i almost bought easy cheeze, but i didn't." and to be honest with you, i don't care if you bought easy cheeze or not.

+"girls don't belong in hardcore. they can't be straight edge and they can't dance.
close minded much?

+people who give me catcalls/whistle at me as i'm walking down the street.
DO I LOOK LIKE A DOG TO YOU?

+the media.
whoever said girls had to be 5'9" and rail thin was a moron.

+namedropping
no one cares who you know. OUCH MY TOES FAGGOT.

+sluts
clearly you were neglected as a child. thats okay, you can always make up for it by having the clap.

+kids who talk about how much they hate the scene.
if you hate it so much, do us all a favour and stop wasting your money and leave.
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