oh god. kevin mentioned this the other day.. but this proves it. it's the same type of propaganda they release everything a health scare comes out. "got milk" (you're not drinking a pus and antibiotics cocktail! it's calcium!), "the incredible edible egg" (cholesterol? noo.... omelet.... YES!), "pork, it's what's for dinner!/the other white meat" (unhealthy? maybe. delicious? fuck yeah!), and don't even get me started on the government's intent when wheat overproduction just happened to coincide with the USDA issuing the food pyramid's 6-12 servings A DAY to avoid allowing US consumers to turn elsewhere for their primary food source. hmmm... HFCS should come up with a better nifty slogan. "Sweet surprise! You're obese, have diabetes, your liver doesn't work anymore, and your diet is completely dependent on over-processed chemically refined sweeteners that ensure the american midwest farmer is owned by refining companies instead of growing foods that are actually good for you!! joy!" *fade out with happily strumming guitar*
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God. Damn. I was sure that was a spoof at first.
They aren't atheists because they are Islamic? Just get into atheistic militantism?
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kevin mentioned this the other day.. but this proves it.
it's the same type of propaganda they release everything a health scare comes out. "got milk" (you're not drinking a pus and antibiotics cocktail! it's calcium!), "the incredible edible egg" (cholesterol? noo.... omelet.... YES!), "pork, it's what's for dinner!/the other white meat" (unhealthy? maybe. delicious? fuck yeah!), and don't even get me started on the government's intent when wheat overproduction just happened to coincide with the USDA issuing the food pyramid's 6-12 servings A DAY to avoid allowing US consumers to turn elsewhere for their primary food source. hmmm...
HFCS should come up with a better nifty slogan.
"Sweet surprise! You're obese, have diabetes, your liver doesn't work anymore, and your diet is completely dependent on over-processed chemically refined sweeteners that ensure the american midwest farmer is owned by refining companies instead of growing foods that are actually good for you!! joy!" *fade out with happily strumming guitar*
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