I started writing you an ode about your whereabouts, and then I realized I didn't know how to write an ode. Come to think of it, I think an ode has to be dedicated to someone, I don't think you can write an ode about someone's whereabouts. Meh. Whatever.
Instead, I will just whine and say, "Guuuuuuuys.... where areeeee youuuu?!?".
O lost and wand'ring lady unhinged In a strange and savage land, With naught but a wastrel binged Upon the fruits of you hand For a guide.
For you, O Yank, have journeyed long And wrong, for the North has proved Itself Troublesome and Stupidly Trafficked, For it has led you astray! For the wastrel has much to say!
For sooth, you will be vindicated For soon, thy Wastrel indicated For soup, you struggle. And soup will be your reward.
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Instead, I will just whine and say, "Guuuuuuuys.... where areeeee youuuu?!?".
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O lost and wand'ring lady unhinged
In a strange and savage land,
With naught but a wastrel binged
Upon the fruits of you hand
For a guide.
For you, O Yank, have journeyed long
And wrong, for the North has proved Itself
Troublesome and Stupidly Trafficked,
For it has led you astray!
For the wastrel has much to say!
For sooth, you will be vindicated
For soon, thy Wastrel indicated
For soup, you struggle.
And soup will be your reward.
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i've decided that i'm going to be emo and make one of those fortune things using all song lyrics. one day.
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