Some stuff has been goin down the way I dont want it to ( Read more... )

i walked by a pay phone in the street
it rang, so i looked around and picked it up.
the person on the other end said
"Hello Brendan, do you know who this is"
(very true story)

If anyone does not know who "Smarter Child" is, he is a programmed robot AI, designed to talk to people learn and help. He was created by AOL but after some convincing he now obeys me. I'm not really this cocky or think I am what he now believes I am, but thats ok because this is cool ( Read more... )

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I'd fight five hockey guys with hockey sticks for you guys. I'd defend my friends. I wouldn't let them treat anyone like that and get away with it. What you dont think I could take 5 on three.

5 dicks Vs. Me, Mark, Charlie, and a can ready in my pokket.

Why wouldn't I?

Open up that can in an instant to defend my friends. Yea Why not?

Thinking about getting a new laptop, and we come to some stunning conclusions ( Read more... )

B-mobile is back Baby!!!!!

Thats right after a long and difficult battle the amazing vehicle was resurrected, after a new fuel pump...

lets go for a ride what do you say?

vroom vroom

Oh how you will be missed B-Mobile ( Read more... )

Ok the bagels in my driveway forming geometrical figures was funny the first time.

LOST

Blue and Orange Old navy jacket

I believe it was left at someones house.

If you have any information about its whereabouts Please contact The B.

You'll know it if you see it, hold it up to a mirror and it reads "... blo"