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[seekhappynights]

so i was at work the yesturday and i was minding my own business hanging clothes by the register, when all of a sudden i smelled this disgusting fart. so i whip around to see who did it, and i'm the only person around! and i DIDN'T do it! it made me so mad, i can't believe someone walked by, farted, and made it look like it was me. bitches and hoes

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[djpoprox]

hahhahaa
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[shakeitlove]

seriously one day i was talking to this lady and all of a sudden it smelled really bad. so as soon as she walked away, i was like, "jackie, it seriously smells like shit. did you fart?" and jackie was like, "no." and i was like, "me neither!" so we came to the conclusion that it must have been that lady. even though she didn't seem in a hurry to leave or anything. gross.

[mestified]

That's funny as hell. Gross as hell, but still funny too, haha. I know if it woulda been me that farted though, I woulda stayed and claimed it as my own, haha. Hey, I've always been told to be proud of things that I make, even if it is a stink.

[mestified]

So what happened to you, I thought you wanted to catch up, lol...You know I tried calling you awhile ago, right??

[seekhappynights]

i so do want to catch up! and you did not try calling me. you call me or i'll call you...i think i have your number...

[mestified]

Hey, don't tell me what I didn't do, lol. I did to try to call you, but it ended up going to your voice mail, I just didn't leave a message. I don't think you have my number though. So let's catch up...

[seekhappynights]

i miss you.

[mestified]

Aw, now I don't even warrant a reply? What did I do?