A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up, and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, Come up and join me." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they share a few puffs.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is "dry" and is going to get a drink
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