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[seekingallblue]

['She' was currently laying curled in the sand, short blond hair hiding 'her' face from view. There was something odd about this 'woman' laying unconscious in the sand. . . Perhaps it was something about the not-entirely-feminine body shape or the hairy legs. . . Something was definitely off about 'her' either way, even if you couldn't quite place

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[naturallymossy]

{He'd know those legs anywhere, but he never thought he'd see them sticking out from that type of clothing.

He nearly cracks a rib he starts laughing so hard.}

[seekingallblue]

[Those heavily eye shadowed lids twitched a moment before opening slowly. He's not fully there quite yet as he sits up and hasn't yet noticed the dress. But what he has noticed was a distinct lack of Okama. . . and he hears your laugh. . . Which is kind of annoying. Perhaps that Okama island was some sort of messed up dream? He hoped so at any rate.

He'll be shooting you a look of annoyance as he stood.]

". . . What the hell are you laughing at, Mari---"

[There was a gust of wind. One which had caught the dress. . . and Sanji suddenly became aware of a slight breeze where there shouldn't be one. There was a mixture of emotions on his expression as he suddenly held down the dress to keep from flashing you any further. His cheeks are rather red now and there's a look of horror and embarrassment mingled on his face.]

" . . S-Shut up!"

[. . .Clearly. That nightmare wasn't just a nightmare. Oh fuck.]

[naturallymossy]

{Zoro managed to catch his breath enough to whistle when he got to see all of those long legs but then he dissolved back into laughing so hard he could feel the end of the scar over his eye wrinkle tightly.}

[seekingallblue]

" . . . "

[. . .at that whistle, Sanji decided it would be a good opportunity to kick off those high heels. Towards your face.]