First mission.

[seekritagentman]

I found a sidekick co-worker named Guy, and we were going to tackle our first mission together in the Sacaen plains. Unfortunately just as I was going to tell him what we were going to do, he runs out of nowhere crying out "Leeeeeeeeroy Jeeeeeeennnnnkins!" and alerts everyone in the camp we were spying on. They immediately started shooting arrows

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[spythatlovedme]

What in St. Elimine's name were you two doing in Sacae? I am quite sure that we won't be seeing any political or military issues from them for awhile.

[seekritagentman]

That information is classified, I'm afraid.

[spythatlovedme]

* Some time passes *

[Filter: My double]

A Sacaean drug bust!? (Yes. I figured out by myself, of course. Classified information is a specialty). I'll have you know that those weren't 'drugs'... Those were herbs that a tribe was offering to another as a peace treaty...

They nearly killed me when I went to investigate what you did, of course! A child got an arrow in the leg, and the dishonor of a fellow Sacaean (Guy) attacking them was quite a dishonor.

Plus, nobody knows why Guy screamed "Leeroy Jenkins."

[seekritagentman]

[Filter: My look-alike]

Hm. I guess you must be a spy too. It's only obvious to one with such a well-trained eye for such things.

I could have sworn my boss told me it was a drug bust. Alas. I shall have to go back to headquarters to receive a new mission.

[hurricane_fang]

=raises eyebrows= And what kind of havoc did you plan to wreak in Sacae, exactly? The poor people were probably just minding their own business before you arrived...

[spythatlovedme]

He wanted to stop 'illegal drug traffic'... The Sacaeans were actually carrying important herbs.

[ryoukoshinji]

Oh for-

A James Bond wannabe?

Please say it isn't so...