six fucking months ( Read more... )

yep.
worked 10 hours on my day off as a favor (i.e. no money) to a friend from the shop.
I come home beat to shit and covered in fiberglass insulation to find
RANCID FUCKING MILK!
RANCID FUCKING MILK IN A JUG THAT EXPIRED ON THE FUCKING 19th.
Why is 8 day dead milk sitting in my fridge?

If that ain't the taste of a shit day I don't know what is.

I think it's gonna be one of those nights...
Where'd I put the tequila?

C.

"A GOOD Shit is better than a bad lay ( Read more... )

So, there was that whole construction thing that came out of nowhere, made me a few grand and then went down in miserable flames ( Read more... )

I really, really have to cut back on the drunken rambling.
yeah.
that's something I gotta work on.

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So, having mastered the art of pick up lines that get you smacked ( Read more... )

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