The people in the apartment upstairs from me have been having really loud, really long sex every morning at 5:25am. I hate the people upstairs. They are the cause for the quickly forming circles under my eyes and the reason my son has turned waking up at 5:30am into his new ritual. Anything before 6 in the morning is an ugly, evil time and I am ( Read more... )

What did my son give me for my birthday, you ask? Why a lovely stomach bug with matching fever. Isn't that sweet? Oh well, at least I got the cutest pair of shoes for myself. Did I mention I'm obsessed with shoes? I love them, I neeed them ( Read more... )

Did you ever think you were making this magical cosmic connection with someone, only to find out they were actually really pissed off at you? I don't recommend it, the let down is murder. How quickly warm, glowing fuzzies can turn to a sour stomach and dry mouth, while you heart beats a mile a minute just to keep from breaking ( Read more... )

Thanks to Susie for the interesting quiz...


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So, it's that magical time again, the season of rebirth, and renewal. So, do I cleanse my spirit and home and make ready for the new year? No, I scald my toe with some Top Ramen soup. HRmm... this is not looking good. Exactly what kind of omen could this be? Must I be forced to avoid the hot, shrimpy goodness of noodle soup ( Read more... )

Okay, so when did I turn into the bitch that stole Christmas, that's all I want to know ( Read more... )

I've got the major munchies right now, and there is noting in the house. My babies are nestled, all snug in their beds, thus forcing their mommy to go out of her head. Oh well, it'll pass, and tomorrow shall be another day ( Read more... )

YES! I am now free to enjoy Christmas, since all my presents are bought and wrapped. It's been so hectic, my stress-induced eczema has decided to rear it's ugly head. Grrr... itchy.


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Okay, I think I've got this thing worked out now, I just need a little more tweaking