Let's kick this, like a fetus

[seether]

You all know my posts are far more like a scattering of shotgun pellets than peering down the scope of a sniper rifle...so buckle your seatbelts and please, try to keep up.

• Who knew that the late Montgomery Scott (AKA James Doohan) was missing his right middle finger? These people did.


• I really think I would enjoy having one of these. I'm not

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[chrysanthemum]

You're very odd.

I love the icon, though :D

(and yes, I went to every one of those links. I love you THAT much)

[chrysanthemum]

and ps
please make sure there's no secret porn left at your parents' house. I so don't want to know how your mom would take it or what she would do with it

[chrysanthemum]

I of course handled the whole thing really poorly. As she scraped away, I snarled, "Well, I'm not wearing this fucking thing the whole night," and stomped off back home to go change my t-shirt. The wife trailed behind me, silently, because for one, I'm an asshole with a temper, and two, what can you possibly say to someone who has just been shat upon by another member of the animal kingdom?

"It was just a bird. Rise above the avian hijinx, mammal!"

*giggle*

[seether]

I rather liked this...

Why else was Jennifer Tilly created if not to take off her shirt? I don't think it was for her incisive political analysis. Anyway, I don't want to be a neanderthal about this either. I'm just saying: let's get horror movies back to where they belong, which is to say, as completely prurient endeavors. I am totally happy to stipulate that if Jennifer Tilly is in the movie, then she should spend almost all of it naked. And to provide balance, let's say that they also have to get, I don't know, Josh Hartnett as well, to hang out the whole time with no pants. I can live with that.

"Jesus. Check out Tilly's rack."

"Yeah. And check out Hartnett's dong."

(Long pause.)

I really think that this sort of strategy could bring a lot of people together on some common ground. Plus, we'd see a lot of tits and dongs. IT'S WIN-WIN, PEOPLE!

[roxxen]

Deep like the minds of Minolta.

now pictures this
let's picnic inside a morgue
not pic a nic BASKET

PIC A NIC CASKET!!!