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OOC - HMD/Contact
HALLO, welcome to my HMD/contact/whatevs post. like my Axel? hate my Axel? comments/questions/cookies? all of the above can go here. anon is on, IP is off, anon comments are screened, but i swear i don't bite. unless you want me to. so if you have something to say i'd really prefer you just ping me and be upfront about it so we can work ( Read more... ) -
55 - The world is not enough
So I'm not exactly the best PR kinda guy, I think, but I wanted to let you guys know there's some ~*exciting*~ new features at the bar! [Pause.] Go on, get excited and ask what they are, I can wait.
[Pause.]Okay I'll just tell you. There's two swanky machines on the main floor of the bar now. One's a fortune teller--drop in a coin and get ( Read more... ) -
54 - Trapped in a box with a light that won't shine
Hey chief, might wanna send somebody else out on today's run; I've been incapacitated by a big useless steel box.
Kage, Smoke, everybody else, I guess I'll see you in a few days.
Can we have another auction and use the funds to build some stairs or a fire exit perhaps? -
53 - You don't have to go home but you can't stay here...
Uh. Bar's closed for a few days. I'm currently [pause] indisposed, and with Kagerou [another pause, longer this time as he chooses his words carefully] temporarily unavailable, we don't have anybody to manage the place.
[Smoke, he's not putting you on the spot by writing it, but you're about the only person he's willing to let take over, so ( Read more... ) -
000 - Memory Crystal #5 [sight/sound]
Axel had never been much of a fidget, but Kagerou had been eaten by the elevator and he had more nervous energy than he really knew what to do with. And so he had dug up a deck of cards with the intent of just shuffling them mindlessly until... well, until what he wasn't sure, but until something. Probably ( Read more... ) -
52 - I get so emotional, baby~
[The handwriting is recognizable as Axel's, but it's smaller and a little spikier than usual.]
I just don't think I can handle this kind of pressure. This is why I don't like being in charge! It wasn't my fault!
I'm taking the rest of the day off. Kage, if you need me, I'll be in the back.
[So. Have a completely dramatically overemotional ( Read more... ) -
51 - Underneath your clothes....
I am just not going back to the Wilderness for the rest of the month. It's bad for my health. That's three times I've been horrifically traumatized now, and I'd say third time's the charm. Chief, I hope you don't mind I didn't go too into detail on my report. Most of what I saw was [pause] not safe for work.
[Guess who just discovered the nude ( Read more... ) -
50 - Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors...
[The writing is rushed and messy, a bit smeared; the paper looks damp and rained on, and is smeared with dirt, or blood, or maybe both. The words appear in batches of two and three, like they're written hurriedly before he has to move, and then he writes again. There is no punctuation--those of you who know Axel and how precise and meticulous he ( Read more... ) -
000 - Audio Memory #1 [radio transmission]
The memory starts out with a long stretch of silence, and anyone listening might not even realize there is anything happening at first. Then there is the sound of footsteps, and Axel's voice breaks the quiet, sounding irritated ( Read more... )