34 - Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me~~~?

[seeya_next_life]

Oh for crying out loud--no I am not left over from the Disneyworld Wilderness, would you stop asking me?? It's me, I'm just three feet tall and sound like I sucked helium. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to crawl under a rock until this goes away.

[M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E! Anybody wanna have their childhood destroyed by running into a really

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[spandexisyouth]

It would be very hard to crawl under a rock if you are three feet tall. Maybe if you were three inches tall you could.

[seeya_next_life]

[*sigh*] That would be a turn of phrase, Youth. Just smile and nod.

[spandexisyouth]

You cannot see me through the journal. Why would I smile and nod?

You are all right though? I would think things would be hard if you are that short.

[seeya_next_life]

[pause.] Nevermind. Yes, I'm fine. I can't reach the cupboards anymore, but I can hear everything, which is kind of bizarre. I guess that's what happens when your ears are veritable satellite dishes mounted on top of your head...

[weaver_girl]

Lea?

[seeya_next_life]

Please don't tell me you were at the store buying giant mousetraps or anything.

[weaver_girl]

I tried, but they didn't have any in your size, I'm afraid.

I'm sorry, it is a little funny, and I look ridiculous even though I haven't switched bodies, so at least you're not suffering alone?

[seeya_next_life]

Har har. At least we don't have a cat yet.

Wait, why do you look ridiculous today if you haven't swapped bodies?

[iattractmushi]

[He kind of lol'd a little when he saw this, sorry, Lea.]

Looks like it's an epidemic.

[seeya_next_life]

Seems that way. Well, misery loves company, I'm told.

Did it get you, too?

[iattractmushi]

Nope, I'm just a woman whenever it rains thanks to the wilderness.

[seeya_next_life]

[DUNDUNDUN]

I think I don't want to see what happens if I get caught in the rain in this form. Too many curses all at once; I might self-destruct.

Smoke bodyswapped ^^;; //holy_androgyny

[inthecenterfold]

I don't know who's got it worse, you or me.

[seeya_next_life]

Yeah, I saw your note. Gosh--[*some scribbles here--WHY DO I KEEP SAYING GOSH???*] I'd ask how that's working out for you, but I honestly don't think I want to know, man.

[inthecenterfold]

Hah, you got that right. Suffice to say it's been an interesting learning curve. And I can't use my weapon. Again. So yeah, fuck.

[seeya_next_life]

Mine got swapped out for a giant key. Dunno what the hell I'm supposed to do with this--are there even any locks this size?

[blindedmewith]

But you look so cute!

[seeya_next_life]

Cute isn't exactly a look I tend to go for. You just lucked out and got a magician costume; I'm jealous.

[blindedmewith]

A different body, too. But I'm used to it, since I was her once before. I wonder who she is.

...Lea, would you do me a tiny favor?

[seeya_next_life]

Not that different, all things considered, but fair enough. Admittedly, the cape is kinda snazzy.

Hm, that depends on the exact specifications of this tiny favor, but I'm listening.