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Nov 16, 2007 22:05

Well HALE-FUCKING-LUJAH. The time had come. After goddamn MONTHS and MONTHS of hobbling around the compound like he was Tiny Tim or some shit, Brodie Bruce was mobile. Sure, he wasn't one hundred percent yet, but that was beside the point here. Thanks to Doctor Hottie, the cast with the transformed DICK AND BALL DRAWING was gone, and his leg was ( Read more... )

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banky November 17 2007, 13:44:30 UTC

So not only was Banky on some CRAZY-ASSED ISLAND, but Rogue was REAL and a BITTER FUCKING BITCH. His eye was fucking KILLING HIM and Banky was in the most sour mood he'd been in since...who the FUCK knew ( ... )

segaboybrodie November 18 2007, 22:32:25 UTC

Brodie figured he might make his way down to Doris, because it was high time that he gave that Clementine chick more shit for fucking NEVER ENDING disrespect of The Trilogy. He'd been keeping the head of Chewie hostage for over a month now, and the bitch probably hadn't even THOUGHT about trying to get it back. Brodie just knew she was walking around wearing the bottom half of the costume like a fucking t-shirt again.

But on the way out of the compound, he happened to run into one of the LAST people he expected to run into. NOW this place started to send people from back home. ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

"Well, Holee shit," Brodie said at the familiar face, "If it isn't Mrs. Holden McNeil." Those two fuckers had been practically joined at the hip, from what Brodie remembered.

banky November 18 2007, 22:43:44 UTC

"Very fuckin' funny," Banky said sourly. "Har-dee-FUCKING-har, my friend."

After feigning scratching an itch on his cheek with his middle finger, Banky looked from the crutches up to Brodie's face. Little fucker was all relaxed looking, even with the damned crutch under his arm.

At least, Banky figured, there was something he could use to beat some fucking sense into the guy if he continued on with that Mrs. Holden McNeil BULLSHIT.

"No wonder your monologues sucked, Bruce. Your funny bone's lacking in some serious comedy calcium."

segaboybrodie November 19 2007, 01:36:41 UTC

What the fuck was that supposed to mean?

If Banky had been around long enough that he'd already heard the radio show, then Brodie really WAS slipping. Time was that even a broken leg wouldn't have kept him from finding out some shit like that.

"So when'd the fuck Jersey spit you out?" He asked.

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