Gnarles Barkley fucking owns!

And, for your viewing/listening pleasure, a brilliant Japanese dude playing the music from the original Super Mario video game on piano

Funny aaaassss shit!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

Seriously, it is so totally time I set my mind to it and fucking learned and got fluent at Spanish. I've gone far too long without knowing the language.

Happy Friday the 13th, everyone!!

Paris Hilton got punched in the face. Fucking Christ up the ass with a gigantic pink rubber mallet, would I ever pay to see that shit...http://www.nypost.com/seven/10062006/entertainment/

http://www.mercola.com/2003/nov/8/thyroid_health.htm

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3311189,00.html

I hate it when guys piss all over the seat in public toilets and I gotta clean it up before I can drop a shit. I wanna put up a sign at about average eye-level just above every male toilet in all public restrooms that says, "Your cock is small. Deal with it." Fuck.

Interview with Heimgeist, an Ásatrú Gothis and leader of the Odinic Rite:
Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

and now, for something completely different, the video for Daler Mehndi's "Tunak Tunak Tun"

Dethklok Metalocalypse!

Episode 2 Part 1

Episode 2 Part 2