Spock/McCoy are too loud in bed. Silly little PWP-ficlet.
It's a comment ficlet to this part of
a prompt on the
st_xi_kink_meme: "McCoy is very loud in bed. Jim keeps getting complaints from other his neighbors about him making loud sex noises while they're trying to sleep. Jim tells him that he has to either quiet down or get moved to a room on the far side of the ship. ..."
Bones: “Please … I want…”
Spock: “No.”
Bones *bites into pillow*
“Not YET. Not YET. Nooott YET…”
Bones: “Mnnn…mnnn” *bites knuckles*
„Notyet. Notyet. Notyet. Nononononono… NO! ... NOW!“
Bones *comes with a bestial scream*
*Splintering of glass in the distance*
Spock *comes with a moan*
Comm unit comes alive.
“FUCK, BONES! THAT WAS MY BATHROOM MIRROR!”
“Dammit, that’s Jim…”
“I’ve had it with you two! First thing tomorrow, you’re moving out!!”
“It seems that our mutual endeavors to keep the noise down have failed. On the plus side, I have experienced a heightening of sensations I would have only estimated a 3.8% probability for… Leonard, did you...?”
“You bet it was hot for me, too. C’mere, you pointy-eared bastard…”