Aftermath of a Bodyswap
There was a Kirk < - > Spock bodyswap prompt on the st_xi_kink_meme. OP wanted Kirk's POV - who had, of course, some ideas about what to do in Spock's body.
I wrote this comment ficlet from Spock's POV, after they switched back again.
The bodyswap occurring via transporter, and Kirk masturbating in front of Spock's mirror are from the original prompt.
And yes, sometimes a 3+some is the solution to your problems.
“Computer, hold turbolift.
Firstly: I wish to apologize for suggesting to keep our predicament a secret from everybody save Mr. Scott. This was NOT the most logical solution.
Secondly: There are several most unseemly stains in the vicinity of my dressing mirror, even on the ceiling. I’m well aware what those are and would like you to remove them, captain.
Thirdly: I freely admit that pretending to have a migraine to fend off the good doctor’s advances was, like they say, a lame excuse, but at least I tried not to damage your relationship in any way. On the other hand, Lt. Uhura is constantly complimenting me about my ‘energetic performance’. It seems she expects me to repeat it on a regular basis, which puts me into a … difficult situation. What do you propose we do about it?”
…
“This … this is not what I would have thought of, but I have to admit it would be a fascinating and not at all illogical solution. This merits further discussion.”
I wrote this comment ficlet from Spock's POV, after they switched back again.
The bodyswap occurring via transporter, and Kirk masturbating in front of Spock's mirror are from the original prompt.
And yes, sometimes a 3+some is the solution to your problems.
“Computer, hold turbolift.
Firstly: I wish to apologize for suggesting to keep our predicament a secret from everybody save Mr. Scott. This was NOT the most logical solution.
Secondly: There are several most unseemly stains in the vicinity of my dressing mirror, even on the ceiling. I’m well aware what those are and would like you to remove them, captain.
Thirdly: I freely admit that pretending to have a migraine to fend off the good doctor’s advances was, like they say, a lame excuse, but at least I tried not to damage your relationship in any way. On the other hand, Lt. Uhura is constantly complimenting me about my ‘energetic performance’. It seems she expects me to repeat it on a regular basis, which puts me into a … difficult situation. What do you propose we do about it?”
…
“This … this is not what I would have thought of, but I have to admit it would be a fascinating and not at all illogical solution. This merits further discussion.”