2007
The Yearly Meme: Go to your LJ Calendar and find the first entry for each month of 2007. Post the first line (or such) of it in your journal.
I didn't include memes or fandom posts like LOL FANFIC ICON WHEE in here, because shut the fuck up.
January: Hospital count: Cousin, Tita Melissa, Ninang
2007 started out with fucking AIDS.
Febuarary: I was on the bus about an hour ago with the weight of a whole month of stress on my back, but more or less in a good mood.
I'M SO FUCKING BORING. And angry. Boring and angry.
March: on the subject of sodomy
MUST. CRAM.
Have at it!
April: So today, I snuck out wandered around my back yard when my family was sleeping for ,hm, twenty minutes to pick leaves
...Wait, what. Was I high. AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU FRIENDED ME, GUYS?
May: I sat ontop of my (future)truck in the rain today. Really, really hope I get sick.
Bored and angry, but with the world. Sob.
June: Dear god, I was mistaken for my baby brother's mother, again.
I look like the I WAS IMPREGNATED AT THE AGE OF TWELVE AND MY BOYFRIEND IS A CRYPT type. The more you know! ♥
July: Sometimes, I like the feeling of running on empty, that dull pain around the stomach.
APPARENTLY, I was drunk when I made this lovely post solely focused on the joys of emesis and Eyeshield 21. What the fuck me, I don't remember this.
August:
The summary of My Name is Asher Lev, by Chaim Potok
Lolololol the jews were fighting the nazis and the nazis were all LOLOL WTF?
Hollzi and Ed slept over and we wrote an epic summer essay together. My Name is Asher Lev had no nazis in it by the way. Ah.
September: So my mom was all WTF R U WEARIN, and I was all LOL I DUN EVEN KNO.
Holy shit, THAT HAPPENED TODAY, TOO. HAHAHA. Dress code can kiss my ass.
October: FUCK YEAH, OCTOBER!
OCTOBER! FUCK YEAH!
November: Stop talking to Maria, Ate MJ, Ate Rita, etc etc, at like, 3AM. STOP IT THEY ARE NOT IN THE SAME TIME ZONE AS YOU.
Yeah, that lasted like. A week.
December:
KerriLuvsMuffins: the end was TRIPPY
InsecticideDeath: HE CAME OUT OF A FETUS
InsecticideDeath: THAT WAS ON DEATH ROW
InsecticideDeath: AND MADE OUT WITH THE MOTHER
InsecticideDeath: AND PROMISED TO PUT BABIES IN HER BUTT
InsecticideDeath: JESUS CHRSIT
InsecticideDeath: CHRISTALSKDFJS CHRIST* EVEN
And 2007 ended with fucking AIDS.
The end, and good riddance.
I didn't include memes or fandom posts like LOL FANFIC ICON WHEE in here, because shut the fuck up.
January: Hospital count: Cousin, Tita Melissa, Ninang
2007 started out with fucking AIDS.
Febuarary: I was on the bus about an hour ago with the weight of a whole month of stress on my back, but more or less in a good mood.
I'M SO FUCKING BORING. And angry. Boring and angry.
March: on the subject of sodomy
MUST. CRAM.
Have at it!
April: So today, I snuck out wandered around my back yard when my family was sleeping for ,hm, twenty minutes to pick leaves
...Wait, what. Was I high. AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU FRIENDED ME, GUYS?
May: I sat ontop of my (future)truck in the rain today. Really, really hope I get sick.
Bored and angry, but with the world. Sob.
June: Dear god, I was mistaken for my baby brother's mother, again.
I look like the I WAS IMPREGNATED AT THE AGE OF TWELVE AND MY BOYFRIEND IS A CRYPT type. The more you know! ♥
July: Sometimes, I like the feeling of running on empty, that dull pain around the stomach.
APPARENTLY, I was drunk when I made this lovely post solely focused on the joys of emesis and Eyeshield 21. What the fuck me, I don't remember this.
August:
The summary of My Name is Asher Lev, by Chaim Potok
Lolololol the jews were fighting the nazis and the nazis were all LOLOL WTF?
Hollzi and Ed slept over and we wrote an epic summer essay together. My Name is Asher Lev had no nazis in it by the way. Ah.
September: So my mom was all WTF R U WEARIN, and I was all LOL I DUN EVEN KNO.
Holy shit, THAT HAPPENED TODAY, TOO. HAHAHA. Dress code can kiss my ass.
October: FUCK YEAH, OCTOBER!
OCTOBER! FUCK YEAH!
November: Stop talking to Maria, Ate MJ, Ate Rita, etc etc, at like, 3AM. STOP IT THEY ARE NOT IN THE SAME TIME ZONE AS YOU.
Yeah, that lasted like. A week.
December:
KerriLuvsMuffins: the end was TRIPPY
InsecticideDeath: HE CAME OUT OF A FETUS
InsecticideDeath: THAT WAS ON DEATH ROW
InsecticideDeath: AND MADE OUT WITH THE MOTHER
InsecticideDeath: AND PROMISED TO PUT BABIES IN HER BUTT
InsecticideDeath: JESUS CHRSIT
InsecticideDeath: CHRISTALSKDFJS CHRIST* EVEN
And 2007 ended with fucking AIDS.
The end, and good riddance.