Wow, my past subject lines have been so emo.

[seideblume]

I swear, LJ is a breeding ground for Emo-ocity, which I do not approve of. You know what? F-that. emo does NOT deserve capitalization.

So, I have decided to embark on a quest to alleviate emo from LJ. How? By only posting funny things. This is #1.

I present to you, the best fucking quiz ever!

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I, also, hate emoes

[federalduck]

Making fun of an emo is like calling an anorexic fat. It's meaner, which means it's a lot more fun! I refer to the wisdom of Maddox on the emo issue. "How about killing yourself with some style? How about killing yourself like a man?" The black-clad losers of this world agree: slitting your wrists just isn't stylish anymore.

Caps-lock: it's like cruise control for dumbass.

Silly me, not addressing your resolve firsthand

[federalduck]

Welcome to the club. Let's crusade against angst and emotional indecency together by posting with the intent to entertain instead of bore into suicide. For a gleaming example of emo-spiting good times, you can read my LiveJournal.