Yes, ANOTHER MEME.
xD This is what I get for joining a Meme community.
10 things I wish I could say to people:
1. I'M MOVING OUT, MOM.
2. So yeah, you owe me a mil.
3. I'm rich!
4. Really?! My family's house got bombed?! SWEET!
5. Yeah, I know right? I'm so SKINNY. [Dx I have such a problem with body image.]
6. Uh huh. Of COURSE I like marshmallows.
7. GUESS THE FUCK WHAT, BITCHES?! I GOT PUBLISHED!!
8. (At a middle school reunion) Wow, Brittany, you really let yourself go.
9. NO, I don't have ROOM for my FAMILY in my HOUSE.
10. I GOT THE JOB?! Sweet!
Nine things about myself
1. I am blunt.
2. I am stubborn.
3. I frequently enjoy offending people.
4. I can be crude.
5. Writing is one of the only things that keeps me sane.
6. I've never had a celebrity crush and never plan to.
7. I really, REALLY hate politics and science.
8. I wholeheartedly believe in magic.
9. I don't smoke, but people often tell me that I should, since it fits the "Writer" stereotype.
Eight ways to win my heart
1. Hate politics. I will love you forever.
2. Respect me, don't treat me like I'm five.
3. Let me be with you. Let me love you.
4. DO NOT GET IN THE WAY OF MY WRITING.
5. Make me laugh. As of now, there's only one person who can do that.
6. If you're gonna be an asshole, fine, but don't hold yourself higher than other people.
6.5. If I can add one more: PLEASE, do NOT enjoy STUPID HUMOR. This includes and isn't limited to retarded TV shows, reality shows, things like Foamy the Squirrel and Charlie the Unicorn, failblog, lolcats, and anything in-between. I ALREADY don't like laughter. I don't need to hear yours. It's a bloody annoying sound, and unlike all those magical dime-store novels, I am not going to instantly find that your laughter sounds like a bell. I'll probably equate it more to something like a hyena. A RETARDED hyena.
7. Leave me alone when I want to be left alone, no questions asked.
8. Be cute. I don't care what you LOOK like, but if I find you endearing, I'll forgo a lot of your faults.
Seven things that cross my mind a lot
1. "If [x character] did [y event], that would be so [insert adjective here]!"
2. "*More RP spattering*"
3. "MUSIC?! OMFD."
4. "WHAT IS THIS SONG?! MUSTHAVEMUSTHAVEMUSTHAVE."
5. [color=#9A9A9A][b][i]TYPE HERE[/i][/b][/color]
6. Chuu?
7. I hate people.
Six things I do before I go to sleep
1. Wind my watch.
2. Code.
3. Write.
4. Sit in the bathroom for two hours.
5. Intermittently dance in said bathroom.
6. Turn off the water that I run while in the bathroom. [YES. I waste WATER. Get OVER it.]
Five places that I want to visit
1. EIRENHARZT OMFD.
2. London.
3. That new Harry Potter-themed park in Florida.
4. New York.
5. ...Hell?
Four things I'm wearing right now
1. A green 'Columbia College Chicago' sweatshirt.
2. Jeans.
3. My KICKASS watch.
4. My EQUALLY AS KICKASS blue rose ring.
Three bands I listen to often
1. Nightwish.
2. Metro Station.
3. Offspring.
Two things I want to do before I die
1. Publish Eirenharzt (And all of its books)
2. Get a house with Jeb. *Pats*
One confession
1. All of my best friends (I don't mean "some" of my best friends) are people that I've met online. I've met them all before, in real life, and I've known all of them for at least two years. In fact, I've known two of them for going on six years now. And I've done this all right under my IDIOT MOTHER'S nose.
Did it work? >____>
10 things I wish I could say to people:
1. I'M MOVING OUT, MOM.
2. So yeah, you owe me a mil.
3. I'm rich!
4. Really?! My family's house got bombed?! SWEET!
5. Yeah, I know right? I'm so SKINNY. [Dx I have such a problem with body image.]
6. Uh huh. Of COURSE I like marshmallows.
7. GUESS THE FUCK WHAT, BITCHES?! I GOT PUBLISHED!!
8. (At a middle school reunion) Wow, Brittany, you really let yourself go.
9. NO, I don't have ROOM for my FAMILY in my HOUSE.
10. I GOT THE JOB?! Sweet!
Nine things about myself
1. I am blunt.
2. I am stubborn.
3. I frequently enjoy offending people.
4. I can be crude.
5. Writing is one of the only things that keeps me sane.
6. I've never had a celebrity crush and never plan to.
7. I really, REALLY hate politics and science.
8. I wholeheartedly believe in magic.
9. I don't smoke, but people often tell me that I should, since it fits the "Writer" stereotype.
Eight ways to win my heart
1. Hate politics. I will love you forever.
2. Respect me, don't treat me like I'm five.
3. Let me be with you. Let me love you.
4. DO NOT GET IN THE WAY OF MY WRITING.
5. Make me laugh. As of now, there's only one person who can do that.
6. If you're gonna be an asshole, fine, but don't hold yourself higher than other people.
6.5. If I can add one more: PLEASE, do NOT enjoy STUPID HUMOR. This includes and isn't limited to retarded TV shows, reality shows, things like Foamy the Squirrel and Charlie the Unicorn, failblog, lolcats, and anything in-between. I ALREADY don't like laughter. I don't need to hear yours. It's a bloody annoying sound, and unlike all those magical dime-store novels, I am not going to instantly find that your laughter sounds like a bell. I'll probably equate it more to something like a hyena. A RETARDED hyena.
7. Leave me alone when I want to be left alone, no questions asked.
8. Be cute. I don't care what you LOOK like, but if I find you endearing, I'll forgo a lot of your faults.
Seven things that cross my mind a lot
1. "If [x character] did [y event], that would be so [insert adjective here]!"
2. "*More RP spattering*"
3. "MUSIC?! OMFD."
4. "WHAT IS THIS SONG?! MUSTHAVEMUSTHAVEMUSTHAVE."
5. [color=#9A9A9A][b][i]TYPE HERE[/i][/b][/color]
6. Chuu?
7. I hate people.
Six things I do before I go to sleep
1. Wind my watch.
2. Code.
3. Write.
4. Sit in the bathroom for two hours.
5. Intermittently dance in said bathroom.
6. Turn off the water that I run while in the bathroom. [YES. I waste WATER. Get OVER it.]
Five places that I want to visit
1. EIRENHARZT OMFD.
2. London.
3. That new Harry Potter-themed park in Florida.
4. New York.
5. ...Hell?
Four things I'm wearing right now
1. A green 'Columbia College Chicago' sweatshirt.
2. Jeans.
3. My KICKASS watch.
4. My EQUALLY AS KICKASS blue rose ring.
Three bands I listen to often
1. Nightwish.
2. Metro Station.
3. Offspring.
Two things I want to do before I die
1. Publish Eirenharzt (And all of its books)
2. Get a house with Jeb. *Pats*
One confession
1. All of my best friends (I don't mean "some" of my best friends) are people that I've met online. I've met them all before, in real life, and I've known all of them for at least two years. In fact, I've known two of them for going on six years now. And I've done this all right under my IDIOT MOTHER'S nose.
Did it work? >____>